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[You are now player number 248, Kitty egg]
Old P was dumbfounded.”What’s going on? why is it happening again?”
It was still the sa style and the sa conversation, but the na of the main character changed from eggface to eggface.
“He didn’t even change the character’s appearance!” Old P ridiculed.
Two options,[attack] and [defense], appeared on the screen again. This ti, old P had learned his lesson. As the saying goes, one learns from one’s mistakes. Since attacking could not cause any damage, he could only defend!
[System notification: defense has been greatly increased!]
There was also a shield effect. Although it was still very simple, old P really had the illusion that his defense had improved!
[The omnipotent Xiang King has used his ultimate skill “Lord’s love”, dealing 2147483647 damage to you!]
“F * ck! What the hell! My defense has been greatly improved, so why is the damage even higher? This doesn’t make any F * cking sense, okay?”
Old P was speechless. This ga had no logic at all!
[In view of your limited strength, we are adjusting our risk ...]
[You are now player number 249,’tie dan’ er ‘]
Familiar scenes, familiar plot, familiar routine. Old P felt like he had fallen into an endless loop. It was not over!
But this ti, the prompt box had changed.
[Do you wish to surrender to the ‘omnipotent Xiang King’?]
There were two other options below,[no] and [no].
“What the f * ck? Isn’t it the sa?”
Old P casually chose [no], but the Xiang King used that lump of shit again and died!
He chose [no], but he still failed!
However, this ti, a small [prompt] button appeared on the upper right corner of the screen. After clicking it, a small hand appeared on the left side of the swordsman’s body and pointed at him.
Old P was dumbfounded.”This ans ... You want to pick him?”
He tried to click on the vigilante on the left, and the vigilante actually took out a pistol. A button appeared at the bottom of the screen: [Fire]
“Holy shit! There’s such an amazing operation? What the hell is wrong with this designer’s brain?”
Old P was shocked. So this was the right way to open the ga?
Fire!
[You shalessly ambushed the defenseless ‘omnipotent Xiang King’, dealing 1000 points of damage!]
He had actually succeeded ...
On the screen, the ga’s logo flashed past. It turned out that what had just happened was only the prologue. Now, the ga had really begun ...
Old P didn’t feel good. He felt that he had a lot of philosophical questions in his heart that needed to be answered.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Why am I playing this ga ...?
[You are now player number 250. Due to the number of destroyed worlds, Adventure System V1.0 has been adjusted to the lowest difficulty. You have received this month’s brain-dead grant of $1,000.000]
Old P let out a long breath. Even though the words “player 250” and “this month’s brainless allowance” hurt his not-so-fragile heart, and fully showed Chen Mo’s evil intentions, he could still hold on ...
Obviously, this was not a proper puzzle ga at all!
Strictly speaking, this ga should be a ‘training program for abnormal brain circuits’, specifically used to twist the players ‘brain circuits in an abnormal direction!
As for the ga’s na,”the normal big adventure”, it was obviously an irony ... This adventure ga was not normal at all!
However, this piqued old P’s curiosity. He wanted to see how abnormal the ga’s brain circuits were.
[To make this difficulty seem normal, please choose a protagonist na according to your preference.]
[Xiong Batian: $8,000,000]
[Bu Jingtao: $5,000,000]
[Big dog han: $3,500,000]
[Dog leftovers: $1,000,000]
The new riddle made old P fall into deep thought again. From the nature of this ga, the first few were not valid at all. Because the brainless subsidy for this month was only 1 million at the beginning, obviously, they could only afford the last na!
Old P chose [dog leftovers] without hesitation.
However, a system notification popped up,[insufficient balance!]
Old P was shocked. What the hell! I’m rich!
However, when he took a closer look, the money was not $1,000,000, but $1,000.000!
The first was a comma, and the second was a dot!
Old P was speechless. He tried to click on the last button, and the balance beca $1,000,000.
“F * ck! So that’s how it is, you want to F * cking trick again!”
Old P was feeling a headache while feeling proud. He was feeling a headache because the ga’s brain circuit was indeed impossible to guard against. He was proud because he was getting more and more used to the ga’s brain circuit ...
To be able to find a solution so quickly, I should also be gifted, right?
Old P entered the ga interface with confidence.
This was the real content of the ga. The whole screen looked like a very retro horizontal version of a ga. The screen was still so simple that it made one’s hair stand on end. There were arrows to the left and right on the bottom left, and a jumping button on the bottom right.
Old P was instantly invigorated,”huh?” Next, it should be ti to enter the operational stage! For a high-end player like , a ga that can be operated will make even more powerful! Tremble in fear, mortal!”
However, old P soon realized that he was wrong, and very wrong!
He realized that all his skills were useless, because this ga didn’t follow the rules at all!
And the design of this ga was completely contrary to those classic horizontal versions of action gas!
For example, a square that could clearly be stepped on would imdiately shatter.
The bar was clearly marked with a smiling face, but if he walked over it, it would fall down and smash the protagonist to death.
He was clearly a high-level NPC who protected the peace of the novice village, but he had received a bento after only saying two words!
Whenever he encountered an enemy with a question mark above his head, the system would ask him seriously if he wanted to attack, defend, or escape. Other than escaping, he would die without any suspense ...
It was a seemingly harmless River, but a trap would only be triggered when the main character jumped over it.
A piece of land that was originally fine suddenly sank when the protagonist jumped back!
A cloud that looked very safe would suddenly appear with a bunch of sharp thorns and stab the protagonist to death ...
There was clearly a pit in front of them, but if they wanted to jump over it, a hidden square would suddenly appear above their heads and push them into the pit.
Old P didn’t feel good at all. This ga didn’t follow the routine at all!
And every ti he died, it was not his statent that was deducted, but his IQ ... From his initial IQ of 250 to his foster value of more than 200, old P felt that he had begun to doubt his life ...
After a dangerous journey, old P was welcod by many people as a hero. When old P walked over, these people would all kneel on the ground to show respect.
In the end, old P saw an NPC soldier in front of him that looked exactly the sa as before, with an exclamation mark above his head.
“Eh? There’s a mission?” Old P walked up curiously.
The NPC took out a sword and stabbed the main character to death!
The most annoying thing was that the NPC even sneered,””Idiot!”
“F * ck! I knew it!”
Old P was speechless. This ti, he directly jumped over the Assassin’s head.
But just when he thought he was safe, the assassin turned around and rushed at him with his sword raised, stabbing him to death again!
Old P looked at the phone screen, dumbfounded.
“F * ck! As expected, this ga was unusual! You’re an assassin, aren’t you? You’ll still take the initiative to attack? Your mother!”
Old P was helpless. What the hell was this?
Chen Mo was definitely making this ga to take revenge on society, right?
[Resentnt: 199]
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