An ignorant strear.
“I think a lot of people are playing the ga ‘excavate for Ascension.’ I’ll try it out too. I wonder if it’s fun.”
“It looks quite retarded.”
“Is this person disabled? He doesn’t have legs. ”
“Oh my God, is this how you play?”
“I’m going up this tree now, right? I don’t think I can go up, so I thought I should push myself up. ”
“F**K! NO! Is there sothing wrong with this ga?”
“Why can’t I even cross this tree?”
“I’m starting to understand those strears who have been driven crazy.”
“What move is this? counter storm?”
“This ga is all about taphysics, okay? There’s no technique to speak of, and it completely ignores all the laws of physics!”
“Who can help press down on Newton’s coffin?”
“OH?NICE! I’m coming over to this tree!”
......
“Eh? Why are you all saying “welco ho”? Why was this the starting and ending point of the ga? What’s the aning of this?”
……
A certain bla-throwing live strear.
“Go! Let’s go!”
“Sigh, my mouse isn’t good enough. There’s a problem with the mouse’s sensitivity!”
“Wait, wait a mont! Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!×N”
Although he kept shouting to leave, the bald muscular man was still walking in the sa place.
“Ah!”
“Almost, almost. Don’t worry, I got a little hot from shouting and my hand is cramping. This mouse is not good.”
“Alright, this round is over.”
“You’re a disabled person, but your will isn ‘T. You’re ssing with , aren’t you? You want to play with , disabled but determined, right? If it wasn’t for my mouse, I would’ve slapped you!”
“Go! Let’s go! Let’s go!×N”
“Alright, one, two, three, let’s go!”
“AI! Don’t drop it! Don’t drop it! Motherf * cker!”
(Silent.)
“The mousepad is a little narrow. I’ll move it later. I’ll move the keyboard away and move the mouse over here.”
“Don’t worry, I can prove myself by moving my position. ”
“Go! Let’s go! Let’s go!×N”
The bullet comnts were laughing like crazy.
“Hahaha, the host is playing a voice-controlled ga. You can’t go up even if you shout, okay?”
“This was how Weapon master’s counterattack storm was trained back then.”
“The damage output is all by shouting?”
“Another one has gone crazy, hahahahahaha!”
……
A certain step-by-step strear.
“Okay, we’ve co to a more critical point. According to our many years of experience in single-player gas, what’s the most powerful way to win this kind of ga? That’s right, it’s the S/L thod!”
“There’s no single-player ga that can’t be completed by using the S/L strategy. You Must Rember This.”
“That’s right, I’m planning to use the S/L strategy now. Hey, don’t say I’m a coward, this is a kind of ga wisdom, okay? Sigh, those who hit the hamr with their heads lowered are boorish. Do I look like a boorish man? It doesn’t look like it at all. ”
“Sigh, I’m an intelligent strear, so let’s save the file first.”
“Wait a minute, I’ll look for the Save button.”
“Don’t worry, wait a mont. ”
“Eh? Where’s the Save button in this ga?”
“How do you save in this ga?”
“What about the Save file? Does any of you know?”
“Auto-save?”
“I can’t save?”
“Can’t save?”
……
A certain commanding strear.
“Cripple, trust . I’ll count to three, and we’ll jump together. Then, you grab the bucket above. Don’t worry, don’t worry, wait for .”
“You hold on to it. Let’s not jump too high. Trust , give your hand.”
“Get ready. Three, two, one, jump!”
“Eh? Are you F * cking you ...”
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I thought you fell. I shouldn’t have scolded you. I’m sorry, let’s continue. ”
“Slowly, slowly, don’t step on that bottle, be careful! Don’t slip!”
“Okay, okay, stand firm first. I’m okay, stand firm first. Stand still!”
“Stand still and I’ll let go.”
“Don’t worry, listen to my command. Let’s go up here first. Yes, yes, hook. The next one is a little difficult. Listen to , hook it first ...”
The bullet comnts were already ridiculing him.
“Hahahaha, why are you still communicating with him? as expected of a commander, you can even command a ga character?”
“You speak as if he’ll listen to you, 23333”
“Another one’s gone crazy, carry him away, carry him away.”
“I feel like there aren’t enough beds in the ntal hospital!”
……
And a certain live strear who thinks about humans.
“What is life for?”
“Why am I in this place?”
“Why do I play this ga?”
“What am I thinking?”
“Where did my life, my three hours go?”
“Do you guys think there’s so sort of philosophical principle behind this ga?”
“Dear viewers and friends, I suddenly have a strong urge to think about life. I’ll end the livestream first!”
……
Soon, the number of downloads and comnts for excavating for Ascension on Thunderbolt gaming platform skyrocketed.
As for the ga’s rating, it was basically a C-type, all concentrated on one-star and five-star. However, the puzzling thing was that the five-star rating was obviously more than the one-star rating, pulling the ga’s average to 6.1.
The 1-star ratings were nothing to scoff at, as they were all curses from angry players. However, the 5-star ratings were very interesting to read.
“This is Chen Mo’s work of conscience, a work of sincerity. The ga supports multiple modes such as body sense and voice control. It’s realistic and complex, with dozens of hosts recomnding it. It’s not to be missed!”
“This ga is super fun, super simple, and I’m super happy! It’s very easy to clear the ga, and we’ll co to a very special place after clearing it. Co on, co on, co and play!”
“This ga isn’t suitable to be played with a utilitarian ntality. Nowadays, many people play gas just to clear the ga and have lost a lot of philosophical thinking. Perhaps this ga can help us find the fun of playing gas and even the ultimate aning of life.”
“This ga is very suitable for players who want to challenge jumping on roofs and walls. The smoothness and excitent of jumping up and down after getting the hang of it is simply great!”
“It’s very interesting. It keeps returning to the starting point due to so small mistakes, reminding people not to forget their original intentions. It contains a profound philosophy of movent and stillness.”
“This ga doesn’t have any in-ga content, so it’s easy to operate. Open mode, scene change does not need to be loaded; The requirents for the computer’s configuration were low, and the laptop could be played easily. The content of the story was deeply touching and full of positive energy. The best of the year award is in the bag. What are you guys waiting for? hurry up and download the ga to experience it. ”
“It’s fun. I’ve changed three sets of keyboards and mice. I’m going to light incense for them. Today is their seventh day.”
Many players left comnts on Chen Mo’s Weibo, asking him why he made such a stupid ga to take revenge on society.
Soon, Chen Mo posted on Weibo,””In fact,’excavating for Ascension’ has a very rich ga content. Have you ever thought that these mountains represent the dangers in our lives, while the people in the can represent you and who are bound by reality? The characters in the ga were prepared to face all kinds of destinies. They could advance many steps smoothly, but they could also lose everything in a freak combination of factors. This ga has so many philosophical considerations, it should give the players so inspiration ... Forget it, I can’t continue to make up stories. ”
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