Allrounders!! Chapter 55

In the next town we visited, I got shocked by sothing I spotted.

“……….Eh??”

I rubbed my eyes and took another look.

“……….Eeehhh??”

Sword looked at with a puzzled expression, “Hey, what’s wrong?”

“…T-That’s…”

I pointed ahead of with a trembling finger…

At the milk over there.

“Ah, the milk?”

When Sword asked as if it was nothing, I snapped.

“Yoooouuuuu!! Y-Yoouuu knew about it, and yet didn’t tell !? Whyyyy?”

I grabbed his collar and violently shook him back and forth.

“W-Wait, I-I give up! Stop it! I’m gonna die!”

“Do you know just how much I wanted to get my hands on miiiiiilk!?”

Sure, it’s not indispensable since I can sohow work around it with soybeans. But you see, if I got milk, the taste is totally different, especially for butter! The taste!!

If it drops with plop due to its flavor, the taste really cos out. Also, sotis I do have a craving for using fresh cream and similar.

“Well, I knew about it, but it woulda been pointless to tell you. I an, it’s a local speciality which you can’t get anywhere else.”

“There has to be animals who produce it, right!? Get those! Now is the perfect ti for you to flaunt the power of an S-Rank adventurer! Show that you aren’t just a self-alleged 『Bigshot』!”

“How terrible of you!”

When are you going to use it if not now!? Haven’t you been using that authority even at tis when you didn’t have to!?

I sighed deeply and walked onwards, now with a dry throat.

“…You gettin’ so agitated ans you can make sothin’ delicious out of it? I’ve drank it in the past, and well, it’s decent, but for you to desire it to such an extent…”

“Right now I’m substituting milk with soybeans, but the taste differs. For starters, I’ll sample it. After all, it’s unlikely that it’s actually 【Cow Milk】.”

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I went to a milk stall with Sword, bought it, and gave it a try.

“…Hmm, I see, I see!”

“Is it good?”

“It’s a tiny bit different from the taste I know, but this is great in its own way! Alright, we’ll get our hands on this! Co on, hurry, put that S-Rank of yours to work!”

Sword scratched his head.

“…The rchant guild then, huh? But they’re definitely gonna take advantage of this. That’ll suck badly.”

The stall boy, who had been watching with an astonished face, called out to us, “……Are you possibly Sir 【Thunderclap Whitefang】?”

“Huh?”

The one reacting to that was , whereas Sword instantly turned his face away.

“…Sorry, but I sotis fail to hear certain words. What did you say just now?”

“Eh? I an, he’s Sir 【Thunderclap Whitefang】… …isn’t he?”

Feeling dumbfounded, I looked at Sword.

“……What’s that? This super embarrassing na? What? Thunderclap? Whitefang? I totally don’t get the aning. The na 【Bloody Witch】 is way cooler than that, isn’t it? Rather, it’s so grating on the ears that I’m tearing up. It hurts.”

“…Havin’ you say all that makes tear up as well!”

Both of us beca teary-eyed.

“…You’ve adopted such an embarrassing nickna? Oh my god, drop it right away! Otherwise I won’t be able to walk through town with you anymore!”

“Ain’t like I chose it myself! What are you tellin’ to do ’bout it!?”

No way, this guy isn’t going to go “My right eye throbs, it throbs so much!” on , is he?

“……Let just make sure, but you’re not going to start muttering that so part of your body throbs or that you can hear things no one else can hear, right?”

“What’s with that lunatic treatnt all of a sudden?”

It sounds like he won’t do any of that. Pheew, that’s good to hear.

“…It’d just be a typical symptom. People with such nas usually mutter things like 『The Evil Eye that has been sealed in my right eye is throbbing…』.”

“No, even if you seal things, you wouldn’t use your own body for that. That’d be like carryin’ ’round a magic tool that could explode at any mont. It’d be far too dangerous.”

Oh, so sealing in itself is actually being carried out? Just what you’d expect from a fantasy world!

“Ah, just now my opinion of you improved a bit.”

“Like how?”

“You see, Sealing was a hyped term in the other world.”

“Give it a rest already. I don’t even understand what your talkin’ ’bout anymore.” Sword averted his face in a bad mood.

A short mont later, he proudly said to the stall boy, “It’s just, I ford a party. So rember the na Allrounders from now on.”

“O-Okay!! …That ans, is the boy over there possibly…”

Sword broke out into laughter.

Then he introduced while roughly stroking my head around, “Right, this boy here is my partner. Just as the party na suggests, this guy is likewise an Allrounder. And the golems, too.”

“Nice to et you! I am Ryoku!”

“Nice to et you! I am Mr. Sword’s personal Ryoku!”

…Each ti I hear this greeting, it ticks off. Just why doesn’t Sword’s Ryoku use the standard greeting!?

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“Should I explain it to you, just in case?”

“What precisely?”

“The origin of my nickna. For better or worse, I had confidence in my speed, and used to be the fastest in the world. …But, once you showed up, I gave up on that title. Anyway, the anin’ of Thunderclap lies in being as fast as lightnin’. Also, because I mainly use lightnin’ magic. Lightnin’ magic basically works on everythin’. Then, the remainin’ Whitefang…the white probably cos from my white hair, and I think the fang indicates my attacks bein’ as sharp as a fang since I usually take down my enemies in one blow.”

What’s with that explanation? It totally sounds like an exposition about the theory behind a math formula.

“Okay, okay, I got it. Your nickna has a aning. My brain rejected translating it whenever I heard it, but now that I’ve heard the explanation, I can sowhat understand where it’s coming from. And I’ve also decided to remain a naless adventurer for eternity.”

Sword revealed an evil grin, “You think you’ll be able to escape’ havin a nickna stuck on you while adventurin’ with ? I’m pretty sure folks will give you an awfully embarrassin’ nickna, so I’m goin’ to look forward to that.”

I plugged my ears.

I-CAN-NOT-HE-AR-ANY-THING—LA-LA-LA!

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The stall boy seed to be Sword’s fan.

“My little brother is a much bigger fan of yours. He’s aiming to beco an adventurer to follow in your footsteps!”

The boy said…but, when I looked at Sword’s face, he grabbed my face.

“Mmh-mmh-m-mmh-mmhmmh-mh!”

I can’t talk!

“It might be because you don’t know the rumors about , but don’t look at like that!”

Like how?

The boy abandoned his stall, and ran off to call his brother.

“Isn’t that wonderful? You’re quite popular, aren’t you? So wouldn’t it be alright for you to get along with your fans?”

I was able to talk again since he finally stopped grabbing my face.

“No, that’s a bit… I don’t even know what bein’ my fan is about.”

Isn’t it alright to get along with your fans even without being an idol? The other party apparently idolizes him like a god, but if he crushes that deluded idea, I’m sure they’ll be able to beco friends.

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The stall boy brought his brother along.

But, I gotta say, that kid’s outfit totally screams 『adventurer cosplayer』!

“Going by his appearance, he’s quite the adventurer!”

“At least when compared to you.” Sword retorted.

“Wasn’t it you who said that armor would be aningless in my case?”

“Normal enemies wouldn’t be even able to scratch you ‘n , even if we were stark naked. And in case of an enemy, who can injure us, armor won’t be of much use either. In such case, I think it’s more feasible to aim for clothes that allow easy movent over heavy armor restrictin’ it. Even this here is sturdy in its own right.”

It’s a suit and mantle made out of so random leather, isn’t it? Moreover, the maids went over the top with the ornants while claiming, “It’s such a rare opportunity, so let’s make sothing decent!”

In the end, I’m not looking like an adventurer in the least!

“Whoa, it’s the real 【Thunderclap Whitefang】! Aweso!”

“Hey, watch your language and be more polite!” The boy hit the top of his excited brother’s head with a knuckle.

“Nah, it’s cool. No need to be formal ’round .”

Sword beca sowhat apathetic. It looked like he didn’t like being in this situation.

“Hey, cheer up, will you? In the eyes of this boy, you’re a hero, right? So act like one, for heaven’s sake.”

“Now listen, if he carelessly aims to beco an adventurer because of that, blunders, and dies…” He glared at .

“That would be the boy’s way of life then. You wouldn’t be responsible for it. How often do I need to tell you until you get it? On the other hand, he could also follow in your footsteps as an adventurer out of adoration, and achieve great things. Consider that possibility as well. Also, it’s not like I’m telling you to deceive him with so pretense. Just treat him kindly, will you?”

“…Gotcha.”

Now then.

Leaving the little brother to Sword, I talked to the big brother.

“It’s just perfect to have you here. There’s sothing I’d like you to tell if possible.”

“Eh? ?”

I nodded.

And then I explained to him that I wanted milk – if possible a regular supply of milk for myself, and asked him whether anything could be done about it as it was apparently only being sold in this town.

The boy pondered.

“Hmm, you see, milk can be procured from monsters called Charge Cow.”

Charge Cow? In other words, normal cows?

“It’s a very cowardly monster that lives deep in the mountains. In addition, they’re sowhat ferocious. If you irk them the wrong way, they’ll charge at you and you’ll get killed. But, they’re slaves to their appetite. If you give them fodder, they beco completely engrossed with eating. At that ti, they’ll release milk. We fill that milk into tanks, refill it into bottles after coming out of the mountains, and sell it. …If I rember correctly, the milk doesn’t last long, and I don’t know how far it is to the mountains, but you might spoil your tummy if you drink it after around one day has passed…”

Figures.

…But, I got it. Contrary to my idea that they might be raising them, they were actually wild monsters.

“Would it cause any issues if I caught those monsters and took them with ?”

“Eh? I-I wonder. So far as it goes, they’re monsters famous for only living in this area, and you don’t get into any trouble even if you accidentally kill them after getting attacked, but neither the adventurer nor the rchant guild would ever buy them off you, you know?”

Alright, let’s take back around two or three while pretending I accidentally killed them.

“Sword! Our next steps are decided!”

“Hold back on it for a bit. Don’t make any moves on your own since I’m goin’ to pass it through the adventurer and rchant guild first.”

I was stopped by Sword.

…Oh well, no choice then. I’ve also experienced adult society in the other world, so I know you’ve got to lay the groundwork for a smooth exchange. Though, a part of thinks that it might be totally fine for to take back a few for raising since this world doesn’t have any animal protection laws anyway.