“Thanks for today, ‘kay?” Sword told once more.
“Don’t mind it. I did it because I wanted to. But, are you really okay?”
At once, depression washed over his face, “Well…… Let tell you what happened, for starters.”
He concisely recounted all that had pertained during his visit at the palace.
“Hmmm, I see. I don’t particularly mind looking at it, if it’s just that, but I won’t do it for free. That much is sure.”
“Whoa, you’d demand cash from the king?”
“Of course. Why would I need to slave away for him? It doesn’t have to be money in particular, but I definitely won’t move a finger as long as he doesn’t fork over so kind of reward.”
“Ah yeah, that totally sounds like you.”
“Everyone would demand as much! Even Mr. Official actively offered us to stay over here because I gave him our leftovers as thanks, you know!?”
Sword clapped his hands together, “Now that you ntion it, your right.”
Oh well, let’s shelve this issue for the mont.
“If I run into the brave, I’ll torture him, given the state of the building, and the rumors and stories I’ve heard about him.”
“That’s no problem. I also told ’em, 『She might kill him if she ets him, ‘kay? So please take care of the rest afterwards』.”
Yaaay! Then I can go all out without any hesitation whatsoever!
“But, torture would be kinda pitiful, so could you kill him on the spot?”
So he’s telling killing him is alright, but torture is a no-no.
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On the next day, after bidding farewell from Mr. Official, we decided to depart. In the first place, I’d wrapped up most things until yesterday (including a visit to Sir Dungeon Core and the spirit world dweller to tell them that I might leave the country after annihilating the royal castle out of annoyance). Well we didn’t bid proper farewell from the folks who drank with us yesterday, but I unloaded all their grudges and hate on the brave by curtly telling them, “Well, that’s the life of adventurers. Farewell! All of it is the brave’s fault!”, before leaving the capital.
Still, I kinda wanted to et that brave for a bit, but…I’m with Sword right now. It’d be quite heartless of to cause Sword, who accumulated quite a bit of stress yesterday, even more stress. If I’d been alone, I’d have gladly taken on the brave, though.
…Or rather, by all rights and ans I should have normally encountered him, right? If I hadn’t co up with the idea of holding a welco-back party for Sword and rushed out of our rented house…
How to describe it…? I definitely have no luck with trouble. It looks like I don’t possess even the slightest disposition to get rolled up in trouble.
Damn! So I’m the type who can never beco the heroine!? Disaster keeps avoiding ! Why!? Just co at !!
“What’s wrong?” Sword asked just as I was imrsed in my thoughts.
“Mmh…I was just wondering why I missed the brave yesterday although I should have t him under normal circumstances.”
After rolling his eyes at , Sword beca super expressionless!
“I know, I know, I’ll refrain from doing anything that would tire you out even more than you already are.” I held back Sword with my hand.
“Oh, really. Thanks for bein’ so considerate then,” answered Sword in monotone, but then he suddenly relaxed his expression, and chuckled, “…But yeah, even though your always tryin’ to draw trouble upon yourself, it keeps stayin’ clear from you, doesn’t it? Now that I think ’bout it, you might be a rather unlucky fellow.”
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“……You’re not wrong about that. I an, all the standard events that would definitely involve any protagonist completely evade . Why is that so?”
“Because of your usual antics, I’d say,” he retorted instantly.
But, what does he an by that?
“My usual, good conduct keeps trouble away?”
“No, you idiot. Since your always talkin’ gleefully ’bout how you’d torture ‘nyone ssin’ with you, that kind of trouble steers clear from you, idiot. No one in their right mind wanna make such a painful experience, idiot.”
He called idiot, over and over again~
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