Chapter 1036: Chapter 954: Heartbeat Ga Chapter 1036: Chapter 954: Heartbeat Ga “You see that Jian Yi, utterly la.”
Xia Fan laughed the hardest.
Because she, Jian Yi, and Lin Yuan had been close since they were young.
However, neither Xia Fan nor Lin Yuan had known beforehand that Jian Yi would co over as a guest this episode.
“Ladies and gentlen.”
Jian Yi had already stood up, making a show of fist-greeting everyone, “The thieves are too strong, we are no match for them…”
The crowd jeered, “They haven’t even made a move, and you’re already going down.”
Because of the relationship between Lin Yuan and Xia Fan.
The Yu Dynasty was also very familiar with Jian Yi.
Jian Yi rolled his eyes, “Because I didn’t expect the Yu Dynasty to be so cold-blooded, to see death without helping!”
Everyone laughed.
Jian Yi then moved on to the main topic, “The Black Wind Guild leader is getting married in five days, we still have a chance, as long as we climb Mount Wudang and learn skills, we can return a hero and save the beauty!”
Wei Haoyun couldn’t help but laugh, “By the ti you learn, the beauty’s kids will be old enough to fetch soy sauce.”
“You don’t know!”
Jian Yi tried to hold back his laughter, “Wudang has a unique skill called ‘Tai Chi’. If your martial instinct is strong, you can learn it in one day; once you’ve mastered it, we will be invincible. Then, we can descend the mountain, save the beauty, and flatten Black Wind Guild in the blink of an eye.”
Wudang.
Tai Chi.
Is this episode a crossover with “Heaven-Reliant Dragon Slayer”?
Sun Yaohuo had read the original novel, “I think it’d be faster to find the Dragon Saber.”
“Then I’ll look for the Heaven-reliant Sword.”
Zhao Ying Ge spoke up, having also read the novel.
In fact, there was nobody in the Yu Dynasty who hadn’t read Chu Kuang’s wuxia novel.
“Don’t change the subject!”
Jian Yi pulled out a task card, “I have a letter of recomndation, as the son of destiny in the martial world. You follow to Wudang to learn the legendary Tai Chi; this is a great fortune!”
This guy has been reading too many novels.
Especially the vocabulary commonly found in Xianxia novels, like “destiny” and “great fortune,” he could spout it without hesitation.
“What does the letter of recomndation say?”
“Climbing Mount Wudang is divided into several stages. We have to play a ga. In the first stage, the winners get to ride a car up the mountain, and the losers must climb the first part of the mountain themselves.”
Climb up!
Everybody’s ntality was slightly shaken, how tiring it would be to climb up?
“We must win!”
Nobody wanted to climb.
Jian Yi looked at the ga rules, “This ga is called ‘Heartbeat Test’. We have to wear heartbeat bracelets, choose an opponent, girls go first and must choose the opposite sex. The two stare at each other, one can seduce the other, and after three minutes, whoever has a faster heartbeat loses…”
Reading further, Jian Yi panicked.
Everybody felt a bit of panic!
This ga design, quite sothing.
Jiang Kui shouted, “Who designed this ga?”
Wei Haoyun laughed, “Staring at the opposite sex to see who has a faster heartbeat?”
Xia Fan encouraged, “Girls, don’t panic!”
“I don’t care.”
Zhao Ying Ge appeared very calm, “Bring it on!”
“Shall I go first?”
Jiang Kui said, “I choose Sun Yaohuo.”
“Let’s go.”
Sun Yaohuo took a deep breath.
This ga was all about who was more composed.
The two began staring at each other with their bracelets on.
At first, both maintained their heartbeats around ninety.
“Seduce him!”
The girls cheered for Jiang Kui.
Boys cheered for Sun Yaohuo, “Yaohuo, hold on!”
Their eyes turned.
Sun Yaohuo made the first move, “Jiang Kui, have you gained weight recently?”
Thump.
Jiang Kui’s heartbeat began to quicken.
Definitely not smitten, but angry, “I’m only ninety pounds!”
“Really?”
Sun Yaohuo’s voice softened, “Then why does your importance in my heart keep increasing?”
Pffft!
Everyone burst into laughter, “Nicely done!”
Jiang Kui’s heartbeat sped up again, reaching one hundred and one, then she fought back,
“You truly are the cream of the crop.”
“That’s ant to describe a girl, I think it’s more fitting for you.”
“Don’t misunderstand, I’m saying your life is rich with ‘oils’.”
“…”
“You’re oily by fate, not by the heavens.”
“…”
Sun Yaohuo was unphased.
Jiang Kui’s heartbeat went down.
To the side.
Everyone was laughing hard.
Tong Shuwen was also smiling, hinting, “Ten seconds left…”
The countdown to the duel.
Neither had a particularly fast heartbeat.
When the countdown was about to end, Jiang Kui suddenly turned her head and scread with exaggerated acting skills, “Ah, Representative, what’s wrong with you!?”
Huh?
I’m fine.
Lin Yuan was confused.
Sun Yaohuo hurriedly turned to look at Lin Yuan, only for his heartbeat to suddenly soar!
One hundred and twenty!
One hundred and thirty!
One hundred and forty!
In the last three seconds as Jiang Kui’s voice fell, Sun Yaohuo’s heartbeat had skyrocketed to one hundred and forty!
Everyone burst out laughing!
“How could you fall for such exaggerated acting?”
Chen Zhiyu laughed until his stomach hurt, “He just knows how to play the tense representative!”
“Damn!”
When Sun Yaohuo realized he’d been tricked, the countdown had already ended.
He lost.
Jiang Kui snickered, “I can take the car now!”
Sun Yaohuo’s face was a picture of misery.
Xia Fan gleefully said, “Then I choose Jian Yi!”
She directly chose Jian Yi, the one she was most confident about.
The two were too familiar with each other for either to quicken the other’s heartbeat.
Jian Yi wasn’t about to chicken out either, “Bring it on.”
The two put on the bracelets and began to face each other.
Jian Yi said, “Babe, I was sick last night, had to get an IV at the hospital.”
Xia Fan was unmoved, “Drink more hot water.”
Jian Yi: “…”
The legendary straight-guy response, how could you say that too?
He tried to flirt forcefully, “What kind of fluids? Longing for you at night.”
Xia Fan shuddered in disgust, “You’re even greasier than Sun Yaohuo.”
“Who do you think is more handso, or Lin Yuan?”
“Lin Yuan.”
“What about now?”
Jian Yi suddenly leaned closer to Xia Fan, revealing a bright smile.
Xia Fan panicked, her heartbeat started to race.
The director began the countdown.
Suddenly.
Xia Fan frowned, “You’ve got lunch stuck between your teeth.”
Damn it!
Jian Yi quickly shut his mouth and backed away, his heartbeat quickening as well, jumping to a hundred and thirty!
“You really believed that!”
Xia Fan laughed loudly, “You guys see how this guy’s image just shattered?”
Jian Yi: “…Chu Kuang was right, the prettier the woman, the more likely she is to deceive.”
He lost.
Sun Yaohuo’s weakness was Xian Yu.
Jian Yi’s weakness was his own idol baggage.
“Then I’ll choose Chen Zhiyu.”
Wei Haoyun glanced at the remaining n, with only Lin Yuan and Chen Zhiyu left.
The two were very casual players.
They didn’t do anything, just stared at each other.
Everyone joked on the side, “The contest of the masters is always silent.”
This round, Chen Zhiyu lost.
Neither of their heartbeats was fast, Chen Zhiyu’s ninety-three, Wei Haoyun’s ninety-two.
All one could say was:
It’s about physical constitution.
Chen Zhiyu was amused and helpless at the outco, “Madam Haoyun is badass.”
“All three girls won!”
Jiang Kui cheered, “Zhao Ying Ge, it’s your turn now!”
“I…”
Zhao Ying Ge was dumbfounded.
She was confident, sure she could wreak havoc against anyone.
Yet, as fate would have it, she was left with Lin Yuan!
Who could withstand that?
Jiang Kui noticed the anomaly and teased, “Zhao Ying Ge is blushing!”
Whoosh!
As soon as Zhao Ying Ge heard this, she could feel her face getting hot.
The director instructed, “Please put on the bracelets.”
Lin Yuan put on the bracelet.
His heartbeat was ninety.
Zhao Ying Ge put on her bracelet.
The ga hadn’t even officially started, and her heartbeat had already soared to a hundred and fifty!
“Wow!”
“Zhao Ying Ge, you’re letting us down!”
“Weren’t you the one who said you weren’t scared!”
Jiang Kui and Xia Fan took turns mocking Zhao Ying Ge.
Jian Yi and others joined the rest in roaring with laughter, “Who said that I would fall without the bandit even drawing a sword? Xian Yu didn’t make a move, and you already fell flat, right?”
Zhao Ying Ge covered her face but peeked at Lin Yuan through her fingers.
Lin Yuan’s lips curled up in a smile, his entire appearance gleaming as if he’d stepped right out of a comic book.
“Co on, wipe your drool!”
Chen Zhiyu handed Zhao Ying Ge a tissue.
Zhao Ying Ge: “…”
Her heartbeat hit a hundred and sixty!
She finally caved in, “I give up!”
…
On the side.
Tong Shuwen and “Zhu Lei” laughed the whole ti too.
This ga is so fun!
How did Xian Yu co up with this?
Yes.
This heartbeat ga was designed by Lin Yuan.
Now it seems, this innovative ga is full of excitent!
Plus the na-ripping ga to follow.
Who dares to say our show lacks originality now!?
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ps: Thanks to “Following Dreams” for another Alliance Hierarch position, I kneel in awe ▄█▀█●, this is the second update, more to co.
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