When the 4th ga of the Creed Gas roster beca available... it was incredibly impossible for soone to not notice it.
As long as one owns a Creed Chaos System and turns it on, one is sure to be notified of this new addition.
How could one not notice an obvious thing such as that?
To think that as early as the 80s, gars ca to know what a digital notification truly is.
In any case, their attention was piqued and Flappy Bird beca the target of their intrigue.
They shifted their D-pads to the display on 4/4 and as they pressed [Select] to enter... the experience was not what they expected.
[Insert GaKey to Enter]
A reminder that this was no longer the free-to-play ga that they were familiar with.
The Flappy Birds display was now a locked door and surprise surprise... a ga key is needed to open it!
They all eyed the obvious side indentations in their respective consoles... and it was high ti they got to know what could be positioned there.
Instructions on where to go were unclear... but a trip to their local comic book store was in order!
This mysterious GaKey is what they want to see and perhaps they might pick up a Creed comic book or two while they're there.
Whether the average consur knew this or not... it was truly frightening to note how Creed Entertainnt has positioned most of its commodities in such a pri spot!
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Anyways, the demand for the GaKey of Flappy Birds had appeared out of nowhere.
Fortunately, the supply to et this demand has long been prepared.
Comic book store owners were really ready to do Creed's bidding with this one.
From comic books, to volu books, to toys, to video ga consoles... Creed Entertainnt had yet to fail them.
If GaKeys were the next in line for this roster, then so be it.
They ordered units in bulk and they just needed to sell.
Their usual Creed-enamored custor base would most likely buy, after all.
At so point, these comic book stores have really beco Creed's unofficial retail locations.
If things truly beco official... then Walmart, Toys R Us, and other nationwide retailing franchises probably wouldn't expect a competitor to co from sothing they overlooked.
Indications of such a turn of events were nowhere in sight though... and it was best to do what they can in the non-hypothetical now.
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Flappy Birds-intrigued, GaKey-interested, and un-busy Creed Chaos console owners ca in droves...
All the stores had to do was accommodate!
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Everything ultimately converged toward the blasted new Creed Ga that was being sold.
To think that all this fuss was for a thin, tiny card-like, cartridge alternative that had the Flappy Birds display printed over one side of it.
With just this gakey, it was hard to know what it truly was about...
Fortunately, it ca with a manual about the ga... and the gars got to know about Flappy Birds from there.
Interestingly, it was just flap, score, collect coins, and buying birds.
That was the whole gist yet the weird caution about inducing rage and potentially addicting gaplay made you think twice.
Creed Gas might not be kidding around.
After all, the high price of this little gakey plus the printed manual was no joke.
Of course, the priciness did dissuade many but that didn't stop the financed few.
The whole drama of this progression didn't matter since it was going to end up with Flappy Birds being played in one way or another.
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And play Flappy Birds, they did.
This was going to be an easy ga, they thought!
They pressed A to flap, yet lost.
They played again, again they lost!
They tried and tried again but the result was more or less the sa.
Wasn't this supposed to just be a simple ga?
Why was it so frustrating and driving them insane?
However, all they could do was complain.
'Cause they were already in deep trouble.
The ga's charm had gotten to them as they were now chasing the impossible!
100 was the current top score, sothing they didn't even believe to be possible.
Slowly but surely, they tried one-upping each other.
Turning against sister, turning against brother, turning against father and mother.
Unknown to most of everyone, the Flappy Birds mania had just begun!
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Exaggerated rhyming aside, the 4th ga in the Creed Gas roster didn't disappoint.
It was unlike any other ga out there.
The single-point score system particularly stood out to many.
Gone were the bloated 10,000 points in one ga since the facade of multipliers is taken away.
Every point mattered, making it more valuable, cherished, and earned.
Then again, the frustrating chanic is partly to bla... but it's best not to talk more about it.
Flappily moving forward and not hitting anything should have been easy. Failing such an easy task, however, was completely infuriating.
Of course, if it was that frustratingly infuriating, then why didn't they just return or trash the ga entirely?
Well, the spirit of competition is strong in this one. Even more so with the real-ti leaderboards where you can compare with each other.
Seeing 2,000 other gar ranks with pitiful scores in the 10s was both sympathetic and hilarious.
It also made high scores in the 20s and 50s all the more awe-aspiring.
Much more so for AlexanderCreed at Number 1 with 100 points. This was soone that should be given applause.
This man not only developed this new albeit irritating ga... he also scored that unbelievably high and shoved the annoying NESisBest-NESisBetter accounts to the dust.
Of course, the novelty didn't stop there.
The coin-hoarding, bird-buying, and bird-collecting elent was strangely sothing for one to be invested in.
Coins were rare and hardly anyone has one this early... but being able to play multiple other characters is sothing that other gas rarely offered.
With the promise of a new landscape and obstacle design for special characters, this simple flappy ga got all the more dynamic as well.
Just the promise of a Dragonball landscape via the expensive Puar and Nimbus characters was enough for Dragonball fans.
Even the rebirth premise of the most expensive, legendary, cool-looking flappy bird- The Phoenix, was exciting to many people.
Notably, River Phoenix and his little Phoenix siblings now have sothing Phoenix-y new to gawk about from Creed. Aside from Phoenix Wright, that is.
The grind to buy the legendary Phoenix and special other birds was on. Inevitably taking the addictive factor of this video ga to really be ramping up a notch.
Without a doubt, aside from the rage-inducing warning, the addictive caution from the manual was also sothing that should not be dismissed.
Other than Flappy Birds, it really has a lot of other things to offer. From nuances, and caveats, to other whatnots like the gakey... wasn't this ga just so many little things bundled up in one lump sum?
Also... just what exactly was Alexander Creed intending when he developed sothing as strange as this?
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