Chapter 242 The naked diplomacy act?
Naked Diplomacy Arc I
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(POV: Lumiere)
A portal materialized before us, courtesy of Stellaria, and we were transported back to the entryway of the Silva Citadel.
"Ugh, this seems like a waste of my abilities," said Stellaria.
I chuckled nervously. "I get it, ha... ha."
"It's fine," Stellaria rolled her eyes then yawned. "I have a feeling this?ll be a good ti."
As usual, she was easy-going.
I could've never tell what was going on in her mind.
Skarz, the towering minotaur, stood at the forefront, donning a regal stance as he courteously inclined his head to greet us.
"Oh, you've returned, Lord Lumiere..."
Skarz ntioned the mont he saw .
I gazed at Skarz.
"I know there's much to explain, but I'll save it for later," I replied.
Skarz's eyebrows furrowed in curiosity, prompting to continue.
"For now, we have so guests," I told him.
With those words, Dendrossa, Senesica, Abaddon and Tapas stepped through the portal, their presence causing Skarz's body to montarily freeze.
But it made complete sense.
Minotaurs had the ability to sense mana of others on a more intricate level.
Because of that, they could tell the race a person was from.
That was how they knew Serena was from a godly race.
As the leader of the minotaurs, Skarz quickly regained his composure and directed his attention towards Dendrossa.
"Greetings, esteed demon royalty," he proclaid. "Welco to the Silva Citadel. We, as subordinates of Lord Silva, shall ensure your utmost comfort."
Dendrossa let out a playful chuckle.
"No need to go through the trouble," she responded. "I rely wish to have a conversation with your boss here."
I raised my hand to rub my chin, contemplating her words, before letting out a slightly heavy sigh. "Though, I must ask," I interjected. "Why does it have to be a naked discussion?"
Senesica gracefully shifted back into her feline form and nimbly leaped onto my head, her warm weight comforting against my scalp.
She swished her tail lazily before speaking up.
"Well, in so cultures, skinship is known to help foster social bonding," she explained.
I raised an eyebrow in response.
One, she wasn't wrong... technically...
But that was mostly in Japan and South Korea.
In other words, outside this current "place".
Still, did I really need to be bothered? She was wearing a kimono.
So she must've had knowledge of so other worlds, she didn't feel like an Integrator.
Then again, she could be— an extrely "old" one.
"Skinship... usually refers to family mbers," I clarified.
Senesica let out a dramatic sigh before continuing. "I wish you were my little brother," she mused.
"Eh?" I said.
Where did that co from?
I politely cleared my throat, feeling the weight of the awkwardness settle upon us.
Or maybe it was just .
When was the last ti I didn't et a thirsty woman?
"Don't misunderstand ," Senesica whispered seductively. "I won't be taking care of you like a loving sister. Rather, I desire sothing far more intimate... I'd want you to spread my legs apart and plow ."
She let out a sultry moan in the strange form of a "ow".
Still, it was hot though.
I glanced towards Abaddon and Dendrossa, seeking their reaction.
Abaddon leaned in towards and chuckled.
"Senesica can be quite the naughty demon at tis," she said.
Dendrossa smirked and chid in, "Oh yeah, she definitely knows how to have so fun."
Their laughter followed.
Naturally, Dendrossa?s laughter was louder.
But by far, Eris had the loudest laughter.
Trying to remain composed, I nodded slowly.
"I see," I replied, my mind racing to process the unexpected revelation.
Stellaria, ever the calm presence, interjected, "There's nothing inherently wrong with it. Everyone has their desires."
Coming from soone like you or Isadora, "desire" was a strong word.
Senesica purred in response. She then proceeded to groom herself, licking her fur again with a self-assured air. "Finally, soone who understands," she murmured.
Stellaria floated towards , gently scooping Senesica off my head.
The black cat offered a futile protest, owing in protest.
"Let down," Senesica pleaded. "I want to rest on my beloved?s forehead."
"Eh?" I said.
Stellaria lifted the feline.
"I don't mind how many won Lumiere wants to sleep with," she confidently spoke. "But tonight, he's thrusting his rod inside ."
Oh my god, these won!
Feeling a heavy sigh escape my lips, I looked around the group, realizing the need to divert the conversation.
"Let's not discuss this further here," I suggested wearily, seeking respite from the charged atmosphere.
Skarz turned towards Dendrossa with a knowing look.
"Perhaps we should consult the chefs, see if they can prepare sothing to satisfy our cravings?" he proposed.
Abaddon pondered for a mont, placing a finger on her chin.
"Well, there?s one thing we don't eat, though I'm not sure you guys need to worry about it."
"Cool then," I replied.
I already knew what we were here to do.
Although it wasn't obvious enough yet to Skarz, this was going to be a "Naked Diplomacy".
A form of diplomatic engagent that involved the use of nudity and sexual activities as a ans of fostering communication and resolving conflicts between nations, realms and whatnot. This unconventional approach to diplomacy aid to break down barriers and create a more open and intimate dialogue between parties involved.
By engaging in nude and sexual activities, diplomats hope to establish trust, build rapport, and promote understanding.
It was a bit controversial and unconventional, proponents argued that it could be an effective tool in certain situations where traditional diplomatic thods had failed.
However, critics argued that it could be exploitative, unethical, and might undermine the seriousness and integrity of diplomatic negotiations.
Overall, naked diplomacy remained a niche and debated approach to international relations.
But definitely it would work here.
And if my guess was right, I was going to be having my way with Abaddon, Senesica and any other woman Dendrossa decided to summon tonight.
Normally, I was ant to employ soone else with the task of banging these won.
However, there was no one more capable than I was.
...
After our eventful conversation, we continued our journey through the Silva Citadel, winding through its corridors and stairways.
The air grew increasingly humid, and a blanket of steam enveloped us, making it difficult to see ahead.
Sensing their confusion, I took the lead.
"There's sothing I haven't told you guys," I said. "This part of the Citadel is like a hidden oasis, a secret haven known only to a few."
Stellaria smirked beside , nodding in agreent.
"I see," said Abaddon.
Dendrossa was still confused. "And what about all this steam stuff?"
"Nah, that's alright... It's a sign we're getting close..."
They actually thought the venue for the eting would be in the City Hall or maybe in my bedroom.
Actually, it was sowhere better.
I was eager to know what this demons had to say.
I didn't need anyone to tell that forming an alliance with them was a good idea.
And at this point, I didn't really care if they were evil— although, it's highly unlikely.
In all cases, however, keeping myself and everyone around safe, ca first.
Curiosity piqued, I felt Senesica shifting on my head, searching for a better vantage point.
"I have a feeling..." she purred, "is it so kind of onsen?"
No surprise she knew it, she was wearing a kimono after all.
Dendrossa and Abaddon exchanged surprised glances.
Before long, we reached a secluded part of the Citadel, adorned with a wooden gate. I turned to my companions smiling.
"Prepare yourselves for the venue of the diplomatic talks," I announced, for so reason, proud.
Sliding open the gate, I revealed the breathtaking sight that awaited us.
A hot spring, recently developed by the dwarves and myself, stood before us. Its waters shimred ethereally, reflecting the gentle glow of magical cores and crystals carefully embedded around its edges. The combination of water and fire magic created a delicate equilibrium, ensuring that the warmth and healing properties of the springs were optimized.
"This'll be even better when we're all naked with you inside," Senesica licked her fur.
I chuckled a bit. "Haha~ I agree..."
"So, what're we waiting for?" Stellaria smiled deviously.
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