Agreeing to Create Bad Games, What the Hell Is ‘Titanfall’? Chapter 426: Recommendation: Investigate Them Closely! They

“Hahahahahaha damn! The free-for-zero event has started…

Don’t even say it! Don’t you dare say it! It really is that zero-cost grab!

“The literal zero-cost grab.

I feel like if I don’t pay, it doesn’t count as stealing.

I earned this by skill—what right do you have to call it robbery?

“Exactly! And when I pointed the AK at you, you did tell to take whatever I wanted, didn’t you?

God, this livestream is just a den of live bandits…

“Hahahahaha I’m dying laughing…

“Sss—ha—freedom! The air of zero-cost grabs slls so sweet!”

It was hard to judge the ntal state of the viewers.

“If these people from the chat were dragged out and sentenced to life, there’d be a good chance no one would cry foul.

“Spit-take…”

At this exact mont!

In the Shark livestream room!

Coinciding with the official release of Payday!

The bandit squad led by Ayin had gathered again!

With the official launch of the ga, many previous speculations were finally confird—

First, the rcy Hospital from the demo really had been the payday crew’s final stop.

As for the official release now, it covered the various heists that the payday crew carried out before the rcy Hospital job.

And the main gaplay, just as everyone guessed—

Was a mix of theft and robbery.

Simple and clear.

Whether it was famous paintings and antiques, diamonds and jewelry, luxury cars and gold watches, or stacks of cash.

In short: steal what’s valuable, rob what’s valuable; lightly guarded targets earn a thousand votes, heavily guarded ones earn even more!

This, is the payday crew!

Their principle: there is nothing in the world that can’t be acquired for zero dollars!

As for picking up heist jobs, that was done on a site called “payday.”

This site was like the dark web, occasionally posting heist jobs of varying difficulty, with corresponding differences in reward.

Originally, the four of them had intended to try the World’s Number One Bank to test the waters.

But the four-head opening difficulty imdiately scared them off.

“Let’s stick to sothing from the living world…”

Tree-ge was the first to pass on that job:

“Four skulls of difficulty—probably have the Sword Saint kicking faces in the first wave.”

At those words, the chat barrage exploded into laughter—

Tree-ge’s been kicked out of the shadows?

“Wuu—du du du du du!”

“Ten Sword Saints at the start.”

Then why bother robbing anything?

“Turning yourself in voluntarily, huh?”

“Caught on the spot!”

“The chainsaw didn’t even start; the people are already gone.”

……

After so selection!

Finally, the four-person crew picked a heist—

The Car Dealership Heist.

They skimd the mission briefing and began planning.

Yes!

From the demo heists earlier, the team had beco more aware of how important pre-planning was!

Why had their previous action been so successful?

Because as newbies, they’d been following Bain’s instructions the whole ti—whether dismantling caras or answering phones, it was all Bain’s guidance; a sort of new-player tutorial.

But in the official release, Bain would not provide them any guidance.

They needed to plan themselves to ensure that after the robbery they could still escape amid police pursuit.

Very professional.

“Say a few words.”

Ayin, as the leader for this heist, stood in front of the whiteboard:

“This dealership is in the far western suburbs of the United States; police backup can arrive within five minutes,”

“What we’re doing is infiltrating the dealership, getting the car keys, and driving off with two Lamborghinis, one Bugatti, and one Ferrari from the display floor—a total value of seven hundred and twenty thousand dollars,”

“Then the main road in front of the dealership will be blown open so we can drive the supercars straight into an unfinished underground tunnel,”

“Follow the tunnel north, deliver the vehicles into a container at the docks within the allotted ti, and the mission is complete.”

How many steps to get luxury cars for zero dollars?

Enter the dealership! Steal the luxury cars! Make a clean getaway! Deliver them at the docks!

Four steps!

However!

“The biggest difficulty in completing this heist is that we must reach the docks and load the cars into the containers within three minutes and forty seconds from being spotted,” Ayin said.

“In other words, even if we have the cars in hand, the heist isn’t actually complete yet,”

“If the police catch up with us at any point, we’re done for,”

“Ready, old friends?”

.....

“All right, my dear ones—”

In-ga ti was 4:50 PM. The ruthless gang led by Ayin stood on ti at the dealership entrance!

In their earpieces, Bain’s familiar voice sounded again:

“Listen up. Our client wants the supercars intact, but the cops won’t discriminate with their fire. Before confirming action, don’t alert the cops.”

Sss—huff—

With Bain’s mission release, Ayin and the others exchanged glances and nodded.

According to the ga settings, as soon as they put on masks, the robbery would begin.

But for now they still had to refrain from wearing masks, because they needed to scope out the dealership, check car placents, and note security and cara positions.

“Okay, Tree-ge and I will go in first to survey guard positions and such. You two wait outside for our signal.”

Ayin, as operations commander, said.

“Got it, boss. My sister and I will watch your backs outside.”

Hearing this, Zhuang Zhuang nodded, holstered the suppressed pistol at his lower back, and distributed Ayin’s 1911 and Tree-ge’s sidearm.

The chat barrage erupted in astonished exclamations—

“Damn, they’re getting professional…”

“I can’t take it. I’m actually going to call the cops; this is insane.”

“I told you those four were sketchy!”

“Like fish in water, I’m telling you.”

“Back to the old trade.”

“Hahahahaha back to the old trade, damn.”

The boss really has done this before; he truly has done it.

As viewers discussed!

Ayin and Tree-ge walked into the dealership side by side, acting casual as they looked around.

They saw the dealership had two floors.

The second floor appeared to be offices, and on the first floor’s outer display were their targets—four top-tier supercars.

The two did a quick circuit and exchanged a look.

Then Tree-ge walked up to the security guard at the foot of the stairs:

“Hey brother, I’d like to ask you sothing…”

Normally, custors weren’t allowed upstairs without a salesman escort.

But Tree-ge approached and struck up conversation, instantly distracting the guard.

For a mont, the stairs were left unguarded.

Ayin seized the opportunity like a catfish slipping past, quietly sliding behind the guard and stepping up to the second floor.

Their tacit cooperation had the chat spouting amazent—

“Huh??”

“Holy crap! I’m starting to think Little Yellow’s AI is literally made for Tree-ge—anything can be chatted into.”

“Yang Wang’s move is brutal, perfect for exploiting smart AI.”

“The smarter the AI, the better Yang Wang performs.”

“This setting is insane…”

“They really know how to do this job; this operation is so slick.”

“Hahahahaha ridiculous…”

……

Because Ayin wore a properly tailored suit and looked respectable, even when he went upstairs he didn’t draw attention.

After a casual scan, Ayin reported intel back over squad voice:

“On the second floor, up the main stairs, on the right are the manager’s office and the eting room; on the left are cubicle offices,”

“At the far end is an open rest area, and there’s a rear door on the east side that needs prying,”

“Two guards: one patrolling the main corridor, one posted in the rest area,”

“One cara each covering the main corridor, manager’s office, and rest area, OVER.”

“Copy that, copy that, all noted…”

In the earpiece, Liu Liu’s voice sounded—truly the top scorer; line after line well executed:

“How’s Tree-ge’s side?”

“Pretty good. Okay, you handle custor contact first; I’ll take a look around myself…”

Tree-ge smiled, waved to the salesperson, left the crowd, acted like a browsing custor, and transmitted his findings:

“Two guards at the main entrance on the first floor, one guard at the main stairs, one patrolling the rear display,”

“One cara in the hall, one per display case, one in the rear display, and one at the office doorway, OVER…”

Soon!

Ayin and Tree-ge walked out of the dealership after finishing their reconnaissance.

The payday crew regrouped at the van parked across the street, the four assembling again!

“Going in through the front door won’t work—there are guards and caras up front,” Tree-ge said.

“If we put on masks at the entrance we’ll be exposed right away.”

“No problem, there’s a small rear door on the second floor.”

Ayin waved, indicating they shouldn’t worry:

“There’s a back door east of the rest area that can likely be pried from the outside.”

“Then we’ll enter from the back door.”

No sooner had he spoken than Zhuang Zhuang said:

“While you were scouting, I walked around nearby. Look over there—”

Following Zhuang Zhuang’s finger, they saw the dealership’s side where an electric gate was closed—apparently the parking lot’s main gate.

Zhuang Zhuang pointed to the right of the electric gate:

“I checked it out. That electrical box probably controls the gate,”

“And when I stood by the gate just now and tid it, within ninety seconds a patrolling guard shows himself in the back yard, and the caras only cover the gate area,”

“If we ti the patrol right, hug the wall, and move through the cara blind spots, they won’t detect us.”

?????

At this point, the chat barrage was a full screen of question marks—

“Hey! Holy shit! I recomnd a serious investigation into Zhuang Wangye!”

“No idle hands in the world!”

“Recomnd an investigation! They really don’t look like they’re acting @Safe Zhongjing”

“I don’t know about others, but I think Zhuang Wangye’s moves here deserve a deep-dive investigation.”

“File it! Must file it! Not just those four! Anyone who plays this ga that well deserves a filing!”

“Hahahahaha they’re actually so serious.”

“After all it’s a seven-hundred-thousand-dollar job (dog head).”

“Damn, the imrsion is too strong—I’m already duct-taped to a radiator…”

Hahahahahahahaha…

As the chat kept teasing, the four were ready!

Zzzzt!

With the wires to the electrical box cut, the automatic gate lost control and creaked open a crack.

The next second!

The four bandits, each wearing clown masks, exchanged a look and nodded—

Luxury car zero-cost grab! Begin!