Agreeing to Create Bad Games, What the Hell Is ‘Titanfall’? Chapter 352: Explosive Hot Search! First Chapter's Mysteriou
This is Shen Capital.
No wonder Shen Miaomiao always maintains an ordinary attitude toward celebrities.
Looking across the country, it's no exaggeration to say that if Shen Wanlin wants to arrange for any celebrity to hype up an event or participate in an activity...
No matter if you're an award-winning actor or actress, no matter how established your agency might be...
If Shen Wanlin says they're coming, no one dares refuse.
Unless you don't want to work in the entertainnt industry in Huaguo anymore.
Otherwise!
With Yuan Quan's limited influence and Golden Wind's investnt of just ten million, wanting to invite such heavyweight guests for an online variety show?
It would be as difficult as climbing to heaven!
So!
No wonder the audience was so shocked!
Everyone was completely stunned!
Within just ten short minutes!
Half of the top ten spots on Weibo's hot search were occupied by topics related to Longing for Life!
9: Stardew Valley Reality Show (Hot)
8: Golden Wind Variety Show (Hot)
6: You Call This an Online Variety Show? (Boiling)
4: He Jiong/Huang Lei (Boiling)
3: Longing for Life (Explosive)
The unprecedented luxurious lineup announcent instantly sparked discussions across the entire internet!
And viewers flooded into the program like mountains and seas!
[Pressure, restlessness, anxiety]
[With the rapid developnt of urbanization, people's pace of life has beco increasingly faster]
[However, the desire to breathe free air, escape the noisy disturbances, and live the longed-for life has never disappeared]
[...]
As the opening voiceover progressed layer by layer, the cara gradually transitioned from the traffic flow of noisy cities, as if growing wings, drifting toward the suburbs.
Through vast fields, the cara passed through villages, farmlands, layered cornfields, brushed past lush cucumber vines, and finally pushed open a door to arrive at a warm yet ordinary farmhouse courtyard.
[This is Stardew Valley Farm, a utopia far from the city]
[Here lies the leisure of drinking tea and chatting without rushing]
[Here lies the tranquility of tending flowers and plants, content and happy]
[Here also lies the simplicity of self-sufficiency, returning to pastoral seclusion]
[This is—]
[Golden Wind · Longing for Life]
The combination of beautiful scenery and leisurely atmosphere.
The opening sequence imdiately drew soft exclamations from viewers—
"Wow—so beautiful—"
"Wuhu! I see the photo wall in the Mushroom House! Little Yellow actually kept it! Didn't remove it because the show was canceled!"
"Too bad I couldn't make it during the trial operation before..."
"Mom! I'm on TV!"
"The show will film for three months, it'll definitely reopen afterwards"
"Probably won't be the sa price when it reopens"
"Damn, so annoying that early access people not only get on TV but also get Golden Wind coupons"
"Honestly, staying here is really enjoyable, working for ingredients, hope the show continues this model"
......
Amid the audience discussions, as the courtyard door was pushed open by Peng Yuchang, the show officially began.
Yes.
Although theoretically the third cast mber for the first season should be Dahua, perhaps due to so worldline changes causing unexpected twists...
After Gu Sheng's search found no such person, he directly turned his attention to the later "family of four" combination, directly setting the last two permanent guests as Peng Yuchang and Zifeng.
This pretty much directly upgraded the Mushroom House to its complete form.
Soon, the family of four was assembled.
After so mutual introductions, the program team's arrangents arrived as scheduled—
"Because we're renting Golden Wind's venue, we need to pay rent totaling 1000 ears of corn."
As soon as the director said this!
Peng Peng almost slipped to his knees!
"How... how much?!"
A thousand ears of corn! Who knows how long that would take!
He knew the show promoted self-sufficiency through hard work, but such exorbitant "rent" still made him shudder, muttering quietly:
"Old Thief is too ruthless..."
Exactly!
As an avid gaming enthusiast and genuine Golden Wind player, Peng Peng was naturally very familiar with the na Gu Sheng, Old Thief!
This comnt naturally made the chat barrage explode with laughter—
"Peng Yuchang outing himself as an old Golden Wind player just by opening his mouth"
"Senior victim of Old Thief"
"LMAO, directly complaining about Old Thief on the show"
"Beca a fan just now, hope he curses louder next ti"
"HAHAHAHAHA Old Thief just slipped out?"
"Angrily cursing the financial backer, Peng Peng will get fired from Mushroom House tomorrow for entering the courtyard with his left foot first"
"Old Thief: Oh? I heard you said I'm ruthless? Young man, how would you respond if I increased it to two thousand ears?"
"Sounds exactly like sothing Old Thief would do"
"LMAO..."
......
However!
The program team seed to have truly inherited Old Thief's tornting nature and completely followed Stardew Valley Manor's traditions—
Besides paying rent, any food needed to be exchanged for corn or other crops!
"Ah—"
Peng Yuchang's despairing voice echoed through the courtyard:
"Rent is one thousand, dinner of fried sauce noodles costs two hundred, starting with 1200 ears of corn debt without doing anything, what kind of show is this..."
An outrageous show!
The appearance of Longing for Life seed to break everyone's traditional impression of celebrities living luxuriously with assistants always following them around.
It even broke the tradition that "variety shows all follow scripts."
Although perhaps in so variety show effects, the Mushroom House family still followed so scripts.
But when it ca to "working"!
The program team didn't hold back at all!
The two hundred ears of corn for fried sauce noodles were literally counted ear by ear by Peng Yuchang and Teacher He under the audience's watchful eyes, with no room for ambiguity!
"Really swollen, look at my shoulder..."
During dinner, He Jiong rolled up his sleeve, showing Huang Lei who was cooking his swollen upper arm.
anwhile, Peng Yuchang on the other side was devouring his bowl, almost crying:
"So delicious Teacher Huang... I've never eaten such delicious fried sauce noodles in my life... They're really playing too hard..."
Genuine hard work!
True self-sufficiency through labor!
As this brand new program format aired, more and more viewers ca to watch!
Although there had been variety shows where celebrities worked before, those were mainly about "experience" supplented by editing to create an "earthy" image for celebrities.
But Longing for Life was completely different!
The swollen arms, soaked shirts, full baskets of corn, astonishing appetites...
As the chat barrage put it, participating in Longing for Life wasn't just being earthy anymore—if a celebrity had slightly weaker physical condition, they might directly connect with the underworld.....
"...I've decided, I'll just eat this one al,"
After wolfing down his food, Peng Peng waved his hand and said with difficulty:
"From now on we'll just have plain boiled noodles with vegetables picked from the garden, wouldn't that an we don't need corn anymore?"
Hearing this, everyone burst into laughter, exclaiming that Peng Peng really knew how to exploit bugs.
However!
Just when everyone thought Peng Yuchang's bug-exploiting slacking would leave the program team helpless!
The next morning!
Zifeng, who had just woken up, received a strange phone call—
"Hello? Are you that Mushroom House?"
The female voice on the phone sounded quite young, crisp with a Sichuan-Chongqing accent.
"Ah? Ah yes! This is Mushroom House, may I ask who's calling?"
Zifeng didn't seem fully awake yet, her little face full of confusion, not understanding what was happening or why soone would call them.
"Hey, no need to know who I am, I'm here to order food, want a portion of Stead Beef with Brown Sauce, rember..."
Click, the call ended after saying this.
"Hey—hey—?!"
Zifeng held the receiver, blinking her eyes, just as Peng Peng walked out of his room:
"Brother, there was just a phone call!"
"Ah? Phone call?"
Peng Peng looked at his sister kneeling on the floor:
"What phone call?"
"An order call,"
Zifeng raised the receiver:
"Said they want Stead Beef with Brown Sauce, it was a girl with Sichuan-Chongqing accent."
Order? Food?
This......I......he......what?!
Peng Peng was dumbfounded, looking questioningly at the director team.
What? Are you purely here to tornt people? How is there a guest ordering food segnt? Wrong number?
However!
The director team's response filled him with despair—
"Callers who order food are all mysterious guests coming to visit, you need to fulfill the guest's request before dinner."
"Ah—?!"
Peng Peng was truly shocked, plopping down on the floor:
"You guys... even brought over the friendship and birthday systems?!"
HAHAHAHAHA—
Instantly! The audience erupted in laughter!
"Classic Stardew Valley cooking and gifting"
"Even fucking have NPCs coming to grind friendship points HAHAHAHAHA"
"Too hilarious..."
"No wonder the director team was indifferent to Peng Yuchang's bug-exploiting slacking, so this was their backup plan"
"My god... Stead Beef with Brown Sauce... beef! How much corn would that fucking cost!"
"Yesterday's fried sauce noodles were two hundred, today's beef must be four or five hundred at least?"
"Can't slack off at all..."
"HAHAHAHA good good good, this is exactly the celebrity 627 life I want to see!"
"Really completely recreating Stardew Valley huh, no rest at all"
"This is already good, at least Peng didn't work until 2am and collapse at the door, then get sent ho by the director team for two hundred ears of corn"
"Collapsing at the door for two hundred is too realistic damn..."
......
However!
Just as Peng Yuchang was struggling to get up to report this despairing news to the two "parents"!
Dinglingling—
The phone that Zifeng had just put down actually rang again!
"Brother, you... you answer it?"
Zifeng pushed her hands, signaling Peng to answer the phone.
"Hello?... Mushroom House..."
Peng answered the phone, sowhat timidly.
Then a male voice with heavy Hong Kong-accented Mandarin ca through:
"Hello? How are you, that, I want to order a dish but don't know if it's okay~"
Peng Yuchang was speechless: "...Can I say no?"
"HAHAHAHA,"
The caller laughed heartily:
"Of course not okay, we're coming as guests—do you have Juxun there?"
What thing is that?
Just then, Teacher Huang also woke up and ca out, Peng Peng quickly handed the phone over like seeking rescue:
"Teacher Huang, there's a guest coming, ordered Stead Beef with Brown Sauce, and... Juxun? I don't know what that is."
"Still ordering food?"
Teacher Huang was also confused, taking the phone:
"Hello, this is Huang Lei."
The caller was quite polite: "Oh oh oh, Teacher Huang, how are you, I want to order so Juxun—"
Huang Lei also couldn't quite understand:
"Chrysanthemum tea? Smoke what?"
The audience was equally confused, completely unable to understand what this mysterious guest with Hong Kong-accented Mandarin wanted.
"No no, not chrysanthemum tea,"
"It's...well, Juxun, an animal,"
"Juxun—"
Silent for a full three seconds!
Then slowly spoke: "...Zhusun, right?!"
"Hey—"
Hearing this, the man on the phone finally bead with joy!
"Yes! Yes! Yes! That Juxun! Juxun with chicken..."
Hearing this, the audience almost laughed themselves to death!
HAHAHAHAHA damn who could have guessed that....
"WTF Ju Bajie Xun Wukong!?"
"Zhu Bajie would want to split up hearing this, Sun Wukong would want to fight soone"
"Too damn funny HAHAHAHA I really want to know who this guest actually is HAHAHAHA...."
"Really cheeky, truly, too cheeky, this guy's obviously faking the Hong Kong accent"
"This bamboo shoot really unexpectedly flashed my waist with its sudden cheekiness"
"Really like a small knife cutting the butt—opened my eyes"
"HAHAHAHA Teacher Huang picking up a slipper?"
"Teacher Huang: Today let show you what Juxun with slipper tastes like!?"
However!
Just as the audience was still discussing how outrageously Bajie and Wukong's nas had been forcibly changed by the ancient head!
As the cara turned!
The appearance of two mysterious guests made the entire chat barrage area instantly explode!
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