Agreeing to Create Bad Games, What the Hell Is ‘Titanfall’? Chapter 241: Chaos Everywhere! Hilarious Fun!
Burst out laughing!
The absurd setting combined with the ridiculous sound effects instantly filled the livestream chat with a joyful atmosphere.
At the sa ti, the excited shouts from the other three brothers echoed one after another.
“Hahaha, I’ve beco a corn cannon, I’m fired up!”
In the livestream, Donggua was shaking the corn silk on his head, his stalk standing perfectly straight. His face was a corn cob, and both of his hands were corn as well.
The whole person (or whole cob?) looked golden and delicious.
But!
The two ears of corn in his hands were no joke!
Donggua entered the training ground, activated the zombie shooting range, and fired the corn powerfully—
Shh! Shh!
The sound effects were exactly like Plants vs. Zombies. The two ears of corn spun in the air and bombarded the zombie targets!
Boom! Boom!
Amid the rolling dust, popcorn exploded everywhere!
The chat barrage went crazy with laughter!
‘Hahahahaha, exploding popcorn is just way too ridiculous!’
‘Hard to believe a human designed this ga…’
‘Old topic, but I still want to [click to check the designer’s ntal state]’
‘They’re back! All back! The abstract king descends! This year’s most abstract ga truly deserves the title!’
‘Donggua is pretty good at least, still got the corn cannon in hand. Di’s version is so tiring with all that constant “pew pew pew”’
‘Hahaha that’s actually Di’s own voice acting, doesn’t need “pew pew pew” to shoot peas’
‘I don’t care! I just want to hear “pew pew pew”!’
‘Holy crap! Look at Qiezi, that guy is insanely strong!’
‘……’
Amid the chat discussions, the audience quickly switched over to Qiezi’s livestream.
At that mont, Qiezi had transford into a tall, stocky figure with a dull yellow hue. Two ch-like arms with armored bracers extended from both sides of his body.
His right hand held a nacing chili gun that could shoot blazing flas.
When the right hand stopped firing, the left hand could raise a translucent shield, sowhat resembling Gibraltar’s do shield.
A high nut!
“WDNMD, this is freaking aweso!”
Qiezi was stunned!
Gun in right hand, shield in left—if he led the charge like this, wouldn’t it be like walking through an empty battlefield?
“I get it! I’m damn invincible, brothers!”
In the squad voice chat, Qiezi showcased his gun and shield, spraying flas at the zombie target:
“Follow ! I’ll say two words today! Follow !”
The chat barrage erupted in awe—
‘Qiezi’s so cool, and he actually has a shield?’
‘Got it, High Nut is the predecessor to Gibraltar’
‘Big Bro Fat’s shield isn’t this huge; this one can almost cover two people’
‘This is a tank, a lee tank, with an energy shield and fla gun’
‘Oh… got it! Peashooter and Corn Cannon are damage dealers, Qiezi is the tank, so we’re still missing a healer?’
‘Don’t worry, look at Little Dark—’
At that mont!
Little Dark was acting as the doctor in the training ground.
The lively and cute Sunflower Little Dark didn’t have Peashooter’s shooting speed, nor Corn Cannon’s damage, and wasn’t as sturdy as High Nut’s gun and shield.
His attack was to shoot lon seeds from a leaf-rolled grass spear, similar to a tiny submachine gun, with very average damage.
But!
He could connect to an ally mid-shooting and transfer sunlight energy to heal their health!
As the only healer on the plants’ side in the entire ga, don’t be fooled by the delicate sunflower—he was absolutely indispensable to the team!
‘hhhhh Little Dark just wants peace’
‘Feels like everyone else is headbanging to tal, but Little Dark is listening to a little tune’
‘Sunflower doesn’t understand anything, only knows how to heal’
‘The lon seed gun is just hilarious’
‘Little Dark: I’m just a ruthless healing machine, the sunlight provider’
‘This ga is freaking hilarious’
‘No wonder the production progressed so fast, it’s not a conventional masterpiece’
‘What are you talking about! Does an abstract masterpiece count as a masterpiece or not?’
‘Hahaha indeed…’
‘Hurry up! Let’s play! I’m the king of urgency!’
‘……’
Clearly!
This unprecedented Plants vs. Zombies cosplay experience not only refreshed the players’ senses with endless shouts of amazent,
but also made the audience burst into laughter and excitent!
In fact, this work deserved such glowing praise.
Because if, at this very mont in this world, besides Gu Sheng, there was another traveler from a different world, that traveler would easily notice—
Although this derivative work was called Garden Warfare, it was not exactly the sa Garden Warfare from the previous life, or rather, not entirely.
Yes.
In terms of specific ga settings, this ga was actually a combination of Garden Warfare, Garden Warfare 2, Garden Warfare: Defense of Harmony Town, and so heavily modified settings from Golden Experience Studio and Gu Sheng himself.
For example, the Corn Captain used by Donggua was a new plant from Garden Warfare 2.
Gu Sheng added it to the ga to enrich playable content.
Or the High Nut Wall used by Qiezi was a remodeled citron from Defense of Harmony Town.
Gu Sheng replaced citron with High Nut to increase players’ familiarity and fondness.
Besides, so plant and zombie skills were also partially adjusted and modified.
However.
Only Gu Sheng knew these changes.
After all, he was the only one in this world who ca from another world through transmigration.
The careful consideration and thoughtful modifications were probably only understood by him.
But!
Seeing players having fun made all this effort worthwhile.
After all, the essence of a ga is to bring joy.
Obviously, this Garden Warfare had succeeded.
The players were all very happy.
Happily crazy—
……
“Hold the point! Hold the point, I’m coming! Why did you all disappear? I’m going to die!”
At this mont!
A lonely and fragile sunflower stood on the point that needed to be captured. Little Dark’s voice was full of panic!
Five minutes ago.
As the four officially ford a team and entered the ga!
The large “Point Capture” mode quickly caught their attention.
You have to understand!
Before this, the PvP shooting ga modes they played were no more than three types—
Team Score, Elimination, and Bomb.
But Garden Warfare, due to its style and settings, could not have Bomb mode.
So everyone had prepared for a team brawl.
With all kinds of imaginative and weird gun battles!
And skill assistance similar to APEX!
Different skills ant players had to each perform their roles in the team!
Such fresh settings, combined with the abstract art style and cartoon fantasy experience, made people want to jump into the ga imdiately for an unprecedented Plants vs. Zombies brawl!
However!
When they opened the ga list!
What greeted them was not the familiar Team or Elimination modes.
Though those modes existed, it was clear they were not the main focus of Garden Warfare.
Because the top two red options in the ga list were just too eye-catching!
[Point Capture]:
A simple and brutal capture mode!
Run! Move! Fight!
Work with your teammates to drive enemies out of the point, capture and defend the small point to win!
Best of three rounds, victory decided in an instant!
[Escort Mission]:
Seed cart escort and defense battle!
The unmanned seed cart researched by Dave will follow a set path to deliver flower seeds to every corner of the town!
The escorting plants are responsible, but angry zombies must sabotage the plan!
Battle around the seed cart!
Whether the seed cart safely arrives at the destination depends on you and your teammates!
“These two modes look pretty fun!!!”
Their eyes lit up!
Clear and concise mode descriptions plus their experience as FPS veterans.
Their intuition told them these two ga modes had three words to describe them—fast-paced!
Because whether capturing points or escorting, both sides needed to fiercely contest control over a specific spot on the map.
And the range of that spot was very limited.
This forced squad mbers to rush to the specific point and fight hard!
Effectively preventing sneaky camping behavior!
After all, these modes didn’t care about KD or score, only final victory!
Winning side got more score tokens.
Losing side got fewer score tokens.
Scores unlocked soldier talents and extra routes, like evolving Peashooter into Ice Peashooter.
Tokens were for opening boxes, like turning your Sunflower into a shiny golden sunflower.
For stronger talents and more dazzling skins!
Fight!
Fight on command.
Soon, the four joined matchmaking, ready to start with the easier mode, a thrilling point capture match.
The ga was 6v6.
Qiezi’s High Nut, Donggua’s Corn Captain, Liu Di’s Peashooter, and Little Dark’s Sunflower.
Additionally, two random teammates, using Cactus and Little Puff Mushroom Ninja.
The battle quickly ignited!
Since the ga had just been released, most players were still learning skills.
Experience and talent were very important at this ti.
After all, Qiezi and the other three were professional FPS strears who made a living from this, so their learning curve was faster than ordinary players.
Led by Qiezi, the four imdiately ford a formation and marched toward the objective point.
Energy shield opened!
Two corn rocket shells blasted out!
Whizz! Boom!
The pole-vaulting zombie trying to rush the point hadn’t even reached it before a cloud of popcorn exploded, blasting it away instantly!
Fortunately, behind them, the zombie doctor’s healing smoke sprayed just in ti to prevent the first blood.
However!
Before they could catch their breath!
Thud! Roll roll—!!!
Suddenly, the sound of a rolling sphere was heard.
On the opposite side, the High Nut holding the energy shield suddenly shrank on the spot, instantly turning into a regular nut!
Then, like a bowling nut from PVZ’s bowling mini-ga, it rolled toward them!
Behind the bowling nut followed a bouncing, cheerful sunflower!
‘I’m fired up, what the hell is this?’
‘I don’t know!’
‘Ah…!’
In an instant, the zombie team’s voice chat was in chaos.
Qiezi seized the opportunity, rolled into the zombie squad, transford back into High Nut, and imdiately sprayed fiery flas from his chili gun!
Whoosh—!!!
In the panic and confusion, the fragile zombie doctor instantly died!
By the ti the other zombies reacted, their only healer was already respawning!
“Hahaha go go go! Co on! Let’s fight!”
In voice chat, Qiezi laughed like a goose after successfully stealing the healing role and ran off!
He opened his shield while retreating and entered the point to guard the main gate!
At this ti!
The point capture progress bar appeared on everyone’s heads-up display!
According to the ga’s settings, the plant’s point capture bar was green.
The zombie’s point capture bar was purple.
At this mont, the green bar had already passed halfway!
The zombies grew anxious!
Rat-a-tat-tat—
Zombie soldiers holding candy guns poured out candy bullets and fired missiles!
Engineer zombies riding drill machines sent out shockwaves and summoned drones!
Even football zombies charged, raising Gatling guns to spray wildly!
Bang! Bang!
Rat-a-tat-tat—
Tat-tat-tat—boom! Boom!
In an instant!
Intense gunfire erupted around the small point!
Candy and popcorn flew everywhere, fire dragons swept through the heatwaves, fireworks burst, and Sunflower’s healing connection shone brightly, standing out in the rolling purple poison mist!
The chaotic battle and hilarious skills made the audience shout in delight, screaming non-stop!
‘Holy crap hahahaha this is so damn intense!’
‘This ga looks insanely fun, holy cow!’
‘Oh—everyone has three skills! A normal skill, an ultimate, and a support skill!’
‘Qiezi’s bowling roll is a secondary skill, right? The main skill is…’
‘Holy crap! Bowling charge! Directly accelerating and knocking the zombie soldier off the map hahaha!’
‘That little puff mushroom is aweso, ultimate just like the old version of Sword Maiden, a straight-up blade waltz’
‘The zombie healer is getting wrecked, totally cut down’
‘Di’s ultimate is so damn funny hahahaha…’
As a chat ssage floated by!
Everyone’s attention turned to Liu Di in the center of the point!
At that mont, Peashooter, seeing zombies about to rush the point, rooted himself to the ground!
The roots deeply anchored into the earth, fixing him in place.
Then, a steel helt dropped from the sky, landing perfectly on Liu Di’s head!
At the sa ti, six rotating gun barrels suddenly extended from Peashooter’s trumpet-like mouth!
Liu Di took a deep breath!
“Hiss—I—”
“Pew pew pew pew pew pew—!!!”
Woo—Zoooooom—!
The six-barrel machine gun spun instantly!
A dense storm of pea bullets poured out like a tempest!
Wherever it passed, nothing survived!
Don’t ntion the low-health soldiers or fragile doctors.
Even the tough football zombies with high health couldn’t withstand such terrifying firepower!
The skill-created cover instantly shattered, and the erald green peas ford an almost straight line, slaughtering zombies into total chaos!
[Round 1 / Victory]
[1:0]
Swoosh!
With the point capture progress reaching 100%!
A dazzling notification appeared before every plant!
The plant squad cheered!
Peashooter collapsed from exhaustion!
The entire audience laughed like crazy!
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