Agreeing to Create Bad Games, What the Hell Is ‘Titanfall’? Chapter 16: I can't live a bit!

The bullet comnts exploded with laughter instantly!

"Hahahahahahaha what kind of galaxy-brain ga is this?"

"Of course it’s you, Golden Wind!"

"Is Winter lon's nickna Little Liang or what?"

"Dude just flew off the screen, I can’t!"

"Brother Qie probably didn’t expect this kid’s skeleton to be so unique."

"So fun, it’s got that chaotic The Mask kind of vibe!"

"You really get Jim Carrey!"

"Who the h*** calls their own kid an idiot LOL"

"This ga is absolutely unhinged..."

The viewers were cracking up, but Liu Peiqie was in full panic mode!

Winter lon couldn’t just die like that!

Otherwise, he’d be the one switching roles and becoming the son!

“Winter lon! Woc, son, are you dead?!”

Liu Peiqie rushed downstairs in a panic, trying to get to the backyard to check on Winter lon.

But the mont he opened the door—

WHAM! Sothing unidentified ca flying right at him!

Like a piece of flung-out chewing gum, it slapped straight onto his face with a splat.

Then ca Winter lon’s weird shout: “Ah-da!”

Wearing nothing but a diaper, Winter lon flew up and kicked Liu Peiqie right in the face!

“Take that! DADDY!!!”

You see, this ga—under Gu Sheng’s direction—hadn’t been tested for collision physics.

Which ant the force calculations would completely glitch out under extre conditions.

So naturally—

With that electric flying diaper kick from Winter lon, Liu Peiqie was sent flying through the air!

Like a deflated balloon, he bounced all over the living room, eventually crashing down like a limp ragdoll, spinning in spirals.

For a mont—

The livestream was filled with their screaming!

“Holy sht! Sht I’m flying, son! Help ee!!!”

“F*** yeah that was badass, Daddy! Wahoooo! My dad’s going to heaven!!!”

The bullet comnts were losing it—

“『Strength Through Filial Piety』”

“Hahahahaha fatherly love and filial devotion, truly touching”

“Did a human being actually make this ga?”

“Has that three-years-of-animation-class kind of beauty”

“This is batsh*t insane hahahahaha”

“My dad ascending had laughing till I puked. This ga’s pure crack.”

“Certified filial player.”

“Hyperactive duo.”

“Please check the ga dev’s ntal health—”

“All I can say is: peak entertainnt value…”

“Hahahahahaha…”

Too good!

Winter lon had never seen such a ridiculous ga before, and the prank potential had him on cloud nine!

While Liu Peiqie was still down, Winter lon did a big jump and broke into a bizarre Naruto-run straight for the fridge!

“Daddy! Daddy I’m hungry! I gotta get sothing to eat!”

As he said that, he reached out his hands.

By all logic, a kid his size shouldn’t be able to grab the fridge handle.

But!

This ga had no logic.

The next second, Winter lon’s arms stretched like taffy, snapped onto the handle in the most ridiculous way, and bam—opened the fridge.

“Wahoo! Let’s see if there’s any rat poison in here!”

Behind him, Liu Peiqie finally got back up.

Hearing that line, he scrambled up in a panic, cursing while chasing after Winter lon:

“Holy sh*t how did you open that?! Hey! Hey! You can’t just eat random stuff from the fridge!”

“Don’t care! I gotta have a mini burger today! Let’s gooo!”

Winter lon couldn’t care less. After all, if he successfully self-destructed, next round he’d be the dad!

Seeing hope in sight, Winter lon dove into the fridge, grabbed a burger—box and all—and shoved it into his mouth!

“EAT! F*** it, I’m going in hard! Rebirth: I Wanna Be Dad!”

One cold burger down the hatch!

His fullness bar instantly shot up by 20%, but it turned green—he was poisoned!

Liu Peiqie’s face went pale instantly!

“No! Don’t eat it! Put it down, son! You’re gonna die!”

“Impossible! I’m eating! I’m scarfing!”

Winter lon let out an evil laugh, looking fully cracked out!

“Not even God Himself could save now! I swear I ain’t gonna live past tonight!!!”

Liu Peiqie was losing his mind, watching helplessly as Winter lon’s poison status climbed higher and higher.

In a flurry of panic, he instinctively tried to pick Winter lon up, hoping to interrupt this self-destructive madness.

But in his haste, he slipped up.

By accident, he tapped on the fridge door—

“Wait wait wait d*** it no—!!!”

BANG!

A scream of pure despair echoed through the livestream—

“F*** NOOOO! I hit the wrong button! I f***ing closed the fridge door!!!”

The bullet comnts were in hysterics—

“HAHAHAHA he closed the fridge door on him!”

“Brother Qie: You’re dying too slow, let help.”

“Pure family bonding right here.”

“When there’s no danger, Dad becos the danger.”

“LOL how to lock your kid in the fridge in three easy steps?”

“No coming back from this one…”

“This ga is terminally hyper.”

“I’m laughing so hard I’m crying hahahahaha”

“This ga is cursed as h***”

“So low-budget but weirdly fun”

“Brother Qie is a pure dumb***”

“What if he shut the door on purpose? (dog emoji)”

“Just to be the son again, huh? (troll face)”

“Not gonna lie, being the kid is more fun…”

As the viewers kept roasting—

Just five seconds later!

[YOU LOSE]

Those big bold words popped up on Liu Peiqie’s screen.

And from the voice chat ca Winter lon’s triumphant yell:

“Hell yeah! F*** yeah! That was one epic death!”

“Young bodies really bounce back! I’m flatlined and chillin’!”

“Brother Qie! Guess what?! I’m your daddy now!!!”

anwhile, Liu Peiqie turned into a straight-up Cybertronian.

His mouth opened—out ca birds and flowers.

The stream was on fire.

anwhile…

Shen Miaomiao checked the ti.

It was already 10 p.m.

In the Shark streaming platform’s gaming zone, Ayin’s voice echoed from his stream:

“All right folks, that’s it for today’s stream. Sa ti tomorrow, don’t miss it. Bye-bye!”

With that, the stream went black.

Shen Miaomiao let out a long sigh of relief.

“Whew—”

Thank goodness nothing went wrong tonight.

She had been camping in Ayin’s stream early on, all just to give herself a heads-up buffer.

No way she was gonna let it turn out like Cat Mario last ti, where her ga got blown up out of nowhere by the top strear in the gaming zone.

Luckily this ti, Gu Sheng’s dumb luck didn’t carry over.

Ayin’s crap ga segnt didn’t land on their ga Who’s the Daddy.

He only tested a few mid-tier, boring concept gas, then logged off right on schedule.

“Perfect!”

Shen Miaomiao bead with joy:

“No way anything goes wrong now.”

Without a strear driving traffic, even if the ga sold over a thousand copies this week at 5 yuan a pop, she’d still be in the red for 80–90 grand. Which ant she'd make 80–90 grand in losses!

That would not only cover what she didn’t manage to lose last ti but let her cash in big!

If this kept up, she could hit financial freedom and start her salted fish life early.

And if her dad still gave her sh*t for lying around at ho, she’d just charter a yacht and sail around the world.

Heh heh.

Just the thought made Shen Miaomiao chuckle smugly.

Gotta give it to the system!

The good life was practically within reach now!

What she didn’t know, though—

As she shut down the stream and climbed into bed, ready to dream sweet dreams…

Back in Tianjin, Ayin had just wrapped up his own stream and picked up his phone.

On it played a short video filled with joyful screams and birdsong—

“I don’t care! I’m eating! I swear I ain’t gonna live past tonight!”

“Son! F***! How the h*** did I close the fridge door?!”

“Wahoo! What a glorious death!”

“D*** it, I really got f***ed by this sneaky little troll…”

It had Ayin laughing his a** off—

“This ga’s kinda fire though…”