Agreeing to Create Bad Games, What the Hell Is ‘Titanfall’? Chapter 151: Over the Top! Four Hundred Thousand for One Hei

“Holy crap! Teacher Piao is so generous!”

“This is insane, over a thousand spent in just a mont!”

“You call this a free ga?”

“Hahaha, the money spent in these five minutes could buy six TTFs!”

“Actually, normal players don’t need to spend this much. Just buy the pass for 38 and grind slowly, and you can fully enjoy the ga.”

“Who are you insulting? Do you think Dragon Slayer plays slowly?”

“This is all about wild spending; you can’t wait even one second!”

“Let him open! Let him open! Let him open!”

“……”

The audience all knew Teacher Piao’s strength—he was a pure, hardcore whale spender.

At this mont, the live chat was on fire, everyone praising Teacher Piao’s awesoness while waiting for the loot box opening.

One hundred boxes were quickly purchased.

Click!

Choosing [Open Bundle], the screen flashed, and Teacher Piao found himself inside a huge abandoned factory.

The scene was so familiar that after a mont’s thought, Teacher Piao recognized it:

“Oh—this is the Bomb Spider stage from TTF ‘Blood and Rust’!”

This hellish stage was deeply etched in his mory.

Back then, he didn’t even know how many tis he had died to explosions here.

Now, revisiting the place, he felt strangely nostalgic.

Before he finished speaking!

Buzz buzz—

A buzzing sound ca.

Teacher Piao turned his head and saw a small drone carrying a Bomb Spider flying over.

Slightly different from the Bomb Spider in TTF, the small Bomb Spider in APEX had a conical head with three faces and seed non-aggressive.

Click! The small Bomb Spider landed in front of Teacher Piao, then its head started rotating.

Imdiately, two white and one blue beams of light shot out from its three-faced head!

Woo woo—

Sizzle! Sizzle! Sizzle!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Three holographic projection devices appeared before Teacher Piao, displaying different rewards.

They were two common clothing items and one camouflage gun skin.

“Oh—holy crap! This loot box is actually this fun!”

Never having seen such an exquisite loot box format, Teacher Piao was stunned and wasn’t distracted by the usual blue sky and white cloud effects.

The viewers gave a light cheer—

“So detailed!”

“Amazing, Little Nezha even made a special map just for the loot box. I’m seriously crying.”

“The main point is that it feels like ho.”

“Isn’t this way better than so gas’ lazy attitude?”

“XunTeng: Are you calling ?”

“@XunTeng Gas, co see what a real lottery looks like. Stop scamming with your crappy Flash wheel of fortune, damn it!”

“6666666”

“Hahaha, so brutal!”

“The simplest trash talk, the ultimate enjoynt.”

“This guy is ruthless.”

“And it looks like the drop rates are pretty good. Only about forty boxes, and there are already two golden legendaries.”

“Even a double gold egg, I’m dead.”

“Don’t envy, maybe he used heirloom luck to get them.”

“Shh……”

As the viewers discussed,

Teacher Piao’s boxes dwindled one by one until only the last box remained:

“Hey guys, no top-tier stuff yet. Last box, wait for my ritual!”

Saying that,

Teacher Piao crossed his hands and made so ridiculous gestures while mumbling incantations:

“Heaven and Earth, the Three Pure Ones! Shoo shoo! The Dao is impermanent! Heaven and Earth are boundless! Shoo shoo!”

“Heaven and Earth borrow power! Primordial Yang enters the body! No poison can invade! The Fortune-Gathering Divine Skill!”

“All immortals, heed my command!”

His comical actions combined with the nonsense chants imdiately had the viewers in stitches.

Even Gu Sheng, sitting on the sofa watching, couldn’t help but laugh, saying, “This is already heading into taphysics. Like this, maybe an heirloom will appear…”

Before he finished!

“Open!!!”

With Teacher Piao’s shout,

Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!

Suddenly!

Three blazing red beams shot out from the Bomb Spider!

Gu Sheng was dumbfounded on the spot!

“Hey—! Hey—!! Hey—!!!”

Shen Miaomiao shouted even louder than Piāo Teacher in the live chat, even bouncing on the sofa!

Gu Sheng was so startled he almost spilled his soda.

“You weren’t just saying you were tired?”

Gu Sheng held his soda with a terrified expression:

“Did Power Kid give you a shot or sothing?”

“No! No!”

Shen Miaomiao stood on the sofa, excitedly pointing at the big screen:

“It ca out! It ca out!”

Hahaha!!!

Shen Miaomiao laughed with her hands on her hips.

What 0.2% drop rate, 500 boxes to get it!

It ca out in just 100 boxes!

Very nice!

Five hundred bucks, stop your sinful spending!

Aweso!

I thought I was going to lose big tonight, but it’s just like this!

By this calculation...

However!

Before Shen Miaomiao’s laughter could fade, Gu Sheng shrugged ambiguously and interrupted: “But… Teacher Piao didn’t get the Butterfly Knife…”

“Hahaha… huh?”

Shen Miaomiao’s laughter froze in mid-air.

Looking at the live screen, there was now a curved recurve blade with barbs and a molten lava-like edge, emitting twisted heat waves, spinning in front of Teacher Piao.

This was Bangalore’s exclusive heirloom, and on both sides of the heirloom were matching voice lines and exclusive animations.

“Wow—I’m a bit lucky, brothers! The last box gave an heirloom! Too bad it’s the smoke grenade legend’s.”

Saying that, Teacher Piao reached for the curved blade.

With a “seng” sound, the blade transford from hologram to physical form the mont it touched his hand.

Shhh—seng!!!

He drew the blade from its sheath!

The sharp tallic ring was so pleasant to hear.

With a flick, he created a beautiful knife flower; the sound of the fiery blade slicing through the air followed.

Holding the blade, Teacher Piao could even feel the scorching heat radiating from the edge.

He swung the blade casually, and the air distorted where the blade cut.

“Damn—”

Teacher Piao exclaid:

“This heirloom is so cool, the texture is just perfect!”

The live chat agreed enthusiastically—

“The burning blade effect is amazing!”

“After all, it’s heirloom quality.”

“Each one is so exquisite, damn, why do I suddenly hear my wallet crying?”

“Oh no! My phone just flew up and scanned the QR code itself!”

“Hahaha, ridiculous…”

“But seriously, the first heirloom being Smoke’s is a good deal. I think Smoke is the best for beginners—she can run, fight, and has smoke grenades and missile bombardnt.”

“Not a loss! This is totally worth it! Super cool!”

“Definitely worth it! Absolutely worth it!”

“Profit…”

Watching the flying barrage of chat ssages, Shen Miaomiao gritted her teeth!

What the heck are you all saying!

The barrage was like a bunch of heckling whales!

You’re just enjoying the chaos and making the strear spend money!

Enough already!

In just twenty minutes, including the pass and boxes, over a thousand spent!

If this keeps up, when will it end!

However!

Before her righteous howl could finish, Teacher Piao’s voice ca from the live chat:

“Exactly! Not a loss! More! Let’s do 500 boxes this round!”

Thud!

Shen Miaomiao felt like her brain was sucked out and collapsed on the sofa.

Gu Sheng: ?

“You…?”

Gu Sheng pointed at his head, signaling Little Nezha if he had so unspoken troubles.

“I’m just tired again!”

Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes, irritated, pulled up her air-conditioning blanket, flopped her hand on the sofa armrest, and continued being a couch potato.

Ding! Paynt successful!

2500 yuan recharged, 500 boxes ready!

Shen Miaomiao felt her heart bleeding!!!

2500 x 80% x 11

The rebate pool lost another 22,000!

Shen Miaomiao clenched her fists, lay on the sofa armrest, and quietly prayed for luck!

“What are you doing?”

Gu Sheng saw Little Nezha’s intense effort and asked curiously:

“The strear is opening boxes; why are you putting in so much effort? It’s not your money.”

“You don’t get it!”

Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes, thinking, it’s not my money, but he’s constantly deducting from my rebate pool:

“I’m kind-hearted, I can’t stand seeing players disappointed. I’m cheering for the strear, is that a problem?!”

“No problem, no problem,”

Seeing Little Nezha speak in his hotown dialect, Gu Sheng quickly raised his hands in surrender:

“You’re really weird. Most people want to see strears lose money opening boxes. You actually want him to succeed.”

“Because I’m kind-hearted!”

Shen Miaomiao snorted:

“You’re just dark inside!”

“Fine, I’m dark,”

Gu Sheng did a classic shrug and leaned back on the sofa:

“Then I’ll just enjoy the show.”

The show quickly arrived.

Maybe because the first heirloom ca out too easily,

In the next 500 boxes, Teacher Piao didn’t get a single heirloom!

Amid cries of “Next box guaranteed!” Teacher Piao opened another 500 boxes.

Heirloom finally ca, but it was wrong again—this ti the healer’s stun baton!

“Damn it…”

After two misses in a row, Teacher Piao snorted angrily, starting to lose it:

“Again! Co on! Damn it, I’m not believing in this crap anymore today!”

Saying that!

Teacher Piao waved his hand!

Maybe annoyed with opening boxes one by one, this ti a drone transport flew into the factory!

Click clack click clack…

Ten small Bomb Spider boxes jumped off the transport and ford a neat circle around Teacher Piao!

“Open!”

Bang bang bang bang bang…!!!

Spectacular!

Ten Bomb Spiders exploded simultaneously, rewards scattering like flower petals, flying into the air and falling to the ground!

A sea of blue sky and white clouds!

“Nothing good, open again!”

Bang bang bang bang bang…!!!

Another ten Bomb Spiders exploded, the rewards filled the factory again; occasional golden sparks flickered, but still not what Teacher Piao wanted!

“Still nothing good, again!”

Bang bang bang bang bang…!!!

“Open! Open! Open!”

Bang bang bang… bang bang bang… bang bang bang…!!!

In an instant!

The sound of Bomb Spider boxes exploding rang constantly in Teacher Piao’s live chat!

Round after round, wave after wave!

The viewers were totally hyped!

“Holy crap!!! So spectacular!!!”

“Ten pulls in a row is so satisfying!”

“Seriously aweso!”

“As expected of Teacher Piao, top tier!”

“Suggest Little Nezha make a special 100-pull mode just for Teacher Piao.”

“Too exaggerated, but the visual effects are maxed out.”

“But feels like Teacher Piao’s going to overheat…”

Indeed!

After another 499 boxes without an heirloom!

Teacher Piao got more hyped!

A wave of the hand! Paynt successful!

Open again!

Everyone knows!

You can’t get hyped.

Because once you do, your originally stable ntal state quickly collapses.

Now, Teacher Piao was exactly in that state!

Power Kid’s heirloom seed to be deliberately avoiding him, no matter how desperately he called for it!

Teacher Piao’s blood pressure skyrocketed; his mindset went from calm and composed to delirious!

Eventually, whether he truly liked the Butterfly Knife didn’t matter anymore!

This was a battle for dignity, full throttle red heat, the abyss of reckless gambling!!!

“Hey! Not again! Again, again…”

“Last box red! Damn, it’s the robot’s gauntlet…”

“Seriously not coming? I don’t believe it! Another 1,000 boxes!”

“I swear, this thing is that hard to get?”

“Damn snake skin hamr! Open! Open! Open! I swear! I swear! I swear!”

“Co on! Spend! Today I won’t stop streaming until I get the Butterfly Knife!”

“I don’t believe it! I’m going all in for 1,000 more boxes!!!”

“Ahhhhh…”

From 500 boxes to 800, from 1,000 to 5,000!

The number of boxes skyrocketed!

From a few hundred yuan to over a thousand, then over ten thousand!

The money spent multiplied geotrically!

From worshiping Lastimosa to Gu Sheng, from South Sea Guanyin to Jesus Christ!

Teacher Piao’s faith beca more and more chaotic!

From Tao Te Ching to Diamond Sutra, from Great Compassion Mantra to Good Luck Charm!

The live chat BGM surged endlessly!

Bang bang bang! Zoom Zoom Zoom!

A shower of colorful rewards fluttered like fireworks of money, a carnival of cash!

Countless bursts of blazing red beams were the strongest adrenaline, the deadliest poison!

From Bloodhound’s Raven’s Bite battle axe to Mirage’s little Oscar statuette.

From Gibraltar’s fla war club to Valkyrie’s Valkyrie spear.

Various heirlooms made their appearances, delighting the viewers!

One! Two! Three!

Five! Seven! Nine!

From 8:30 PM to 12:30 AM!

Finally!

With the opening of the 7,892nd box, this abyss of reckless gambling ca to an end!!!

Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!

When the red light flashed and the Butterfly Knife appeared!

Teacher Piao couldn’t hold back tears, crying out loud like a three-hundred-pound child!

Nearly 8,000 boxes! Four hours of streaming! Nearly 40,000 yuan spent in a wild blast!

This was a forty-thousand token heirloom!

And the appearance of Power Kid’s Butterfly Knife completed the last piece of his APEX skin and accessory collection!

At this mont!

Avatar, taunt, outfit, gun skin, trail, charm, banner, animation, heirloom…

All obtainable rewards in APEX, he now had them all!

Whale complete!

The live chat exploded instantly!

Crazy! Crazy!

Teacher Piao went whale crazy! The viewers were thrilled! Gu Sheng laughed like mad!

Shen Miaomiao was truly insane!!!