Consequently, Su Qiuge began to earnestly tell the bedti story, “One day, an elephant used the bathroom and there was no toilet paper……”
Director Xu, who was seated to the side, originally had on a stern expression, but when he heard stuff such as “elephant” and “little white rabbit” and sothing about “using it to wipe its butt” and “little brown squirrel,” his expression gradually exposed a look of suspicion and doubt.
At this mont, Su Qiuge arrived at the last segnt, “So the elephant picked up the little brown squirrel and used it to wipe its mouth. After it wiped its mouth, the little brown squirrel said——”
Everyone in the audience that has heard this joke before couldn’t help but laugh in succession.
Su Qiuge took a deep breath, “The little brown squirrel said, ‘‘Bro, I am the little white rabbit from yesterday’ ha, ha, ha, ha.”
Right after Su Qiuge expressionlessly finished with “ha, ha, ha, ha,” the people below had already rolled into a ball and burst out laughing.
Even the teacher on the flag raising platform, who was originally scheduled to speak afterwards, had to cover their mouth and hide their smile.
After Su Qiuge finished speaking, she shot a glance at Director Xu’s ashened face and very obediently said, “I have already deeply understood my mistake and will never chat or tell jokes with others during evening self study again.”
Director Xu’s complexion was dark one mont and pale the next. He wanted to give a few words of criticism, but her attitude of admitting her wrongdoing was very proper and correct. In addition, it was him that told her to share everything, so as a result, he could only restrain a stomach full of anger.
After Su Qiuge finished, he went onto the platform and shouted into the microphone, “What’s so funny about this? I want to see who still dares to laugh!”
Everyone who was going “hahahahaha” imdiately closed their mouths one after another.
At this mont, Xie Xinglin held his self-review and went up.
The beginning was unexpectedly very similar to Su Qiuge’s.
Xie Xinglin roughly explained why he was late for self study, then he lowered his eyes and said in a low voice, “I shouldn’t have answered with “I also got lost” when Director Xu asked why I was late, and I also shouldn’t have listened to my seatmate’s story when I was punished to stand. The three segnts of the story started with, “one day, an elephant……”
“Stop!” Director Xu, who was off to the side, gnashed his teeth and said, “You don’t have to repeat it again.”
Xie Xinglin gave him a glance, then lowered his eyes. His expression appeared especially obedient, but if you took a closer look, you would find it sowhat lazy and indifferent.
Ultimately, when it was ti to conclude his review, he faced the microphone and said without any sincerity, “I have deeply understood my mistake and feel very ashad of my behavior.”
In the audience, Gao Jing was laughing to the point of snorting like a pig. He couldn’t help but turn towards Su Yuanzhou and patted on his back while saying, “Your little sister’s courage is quite big, even Xie Xinglin dared to play with her like this. I’m about to die from laughing. You didn’t see Baldy Xu’s face, it was like he was eating sh*t! He wanted to spit it out but couldn’t. He originally wanted her to feel sha, but ended up slapping himself in the face. Your little sister’s skills are just as good as yours!”
Su Yuanzhou wanted to laugh, but couldn’t. He gnashed his teeth in anger and said, “I always feel that Xie Xinglin has so ulterior motives towards Su Qiuge. I warned him last ti, but he actually still dared to so blatantly lead my sister astray like this.”
Gao Jing：“……”
Gao Jing felt that this person and him were not on the sa frequency.
He opened his mouth and muttered, “Last ti he also said that your warning has no use on him.”
Su Yuanzhou coldly snorted, “You just wait! Su Qiuge can’t clearly see his vicious heart, but I will definitely reveal the true colors of this green tea b*tch that pretends to be obedient!”
Gao Jing looked at him with pity.
This Su Yuanzhou still hadn’t realized that when it ca to Su Qiuge, it can’t be certain that his current position in her heart was higher than Xie Xinglin’s.
Later, what happened at the flag raising ceremony was spread onto a joint forum of various major universities by the students of the school.
It was unknown who brought a phone and took a photo of Su Qiuge reading from her self-review and Director Xu, who was off to the side, with an ashened expression. It created a very distinct contrast.
The topic of the post was:
【Next ti a teacher asks you why you are late, you can say “I got lost”】
1L: Hahaha you didn’t see Baldy Xu! When he heard the bedti story, he was completely dumbfounded hahahahaha lmao
2L: Yeah, since even the big shot that dominated the rankings year round from No. 2 Experintal School explained it like this, then I also have nothing to fear
3L: Report, I’m from No. 2 and when I was at the scene, I was already going crazy from laughing
4L: Report, I’m from No. 2, I’ve already gotten lost, this school is so big and so strange, who will co save
5L: And that, ‘bro, I am the little white rabbit from yesterday’ hahahahahaha, I felt that even the little wind-and-fire wheels from Class 1 wanted to laugh when she said that.
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