The two had a quarrel for a while, mainly because Shen Mingjiao kept pestering Feng Lisheng to talk, while Feng Lisheng remained expressionless the whole ti, but was actually at a loss inside.
Shen Mingjiao pointed to the restaurant in front: "Okay, let's go eat sothing! I'll see the doctor to see your injury."
Feng Lisheng shook his head, emphasizing again seriously: "This injury is basically fine."
"Okay! After two more days, we will leave."
Passing by a stead stuffed bun shop, I heard a commotion in the distance:
"...Fat woman, dare to steal my buns. If you are a woman, I will beat you to death."
The voice fell, there was a splash in front of the corridor, and a pink body rolled down the steps.
The body moved, and then straightened up with difficulty. The mont she turned around, the crowd watching the excitent took a step back unconsciously. The woman is quite tall, with fat all over her body, at least a hundred catties by visual inspection (the ancient and modern weight calculations are different, in ancient tis sixteen taels was one catty)
This woman is not only fat, but also has an indescribable face, like a disc, covered with freckles.
The woman rubbed her waist, and said crisply to the owner of the bun shop:
"You are talking nonsense. I didn't steal the buns. You told that as long as I cleaned up the yard, you would give buns to eat. You lied. You didn't give any buns, and you beat ! You He is a bad person, I will go back and tell my husband."
After finishing speaking, she stretched out her chubby hands to rub her belly, pouted and said, "Yaya is so hungry. Yaya has obviously done her work, why don't you give buns?"
If she was a beauty, she would be cute and cute if she did such an action, but now that she has changed her face, there is nothing left to say.
Different from her appearance, the woman has a good voice with a soft and clear tone.
But those who watched the fun could tell that there might be sothing wrong with this woman's mind?
So soone couldn't help but persuade: "Forget it, I think this girl is also very hungry, so don't bother with such a girl!"
So people even said: "Yes! The boss shouldn't bully others just because the girl is not smart!"
The stead stuffed bun shop owner stuck his neck guiltily: "Go, go, go, just treat as unlucky today."
The woman stood still, and her eyes, which were squeezed by the fat, were staring at the owner of the stead stuffed bun shop:
"You promised , I will sweep the yard for you, and you will give buns to eat. Yaya is so hungry, give the buns quickly. My husband said that people must keep their promises."
The owner of the stead stuffed bun shop scolded impatiently: "Did you hear that!"
The woman was taken aback by the yelling, and then yelled louder than the other party, "I won't leave, you give back the bun!"
After finishing speaking, he sat down on the ground and burst into tears: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad guy, Yaya is so hungry... Yaya wants to eat stead stuffed buns..."
Her roar startled half of the people on the street, and so custors passing by who were planning to buy stead buns turned around and left without hesitation when they saw this scene.
Shen Mingjiao raised her eyebrows, this girl is quite hot!
The owner of the stead stuffed bun shop didn’t expect a fool to be so arrogant, so he picked up the rolling pin and threw it at the woman in anger:
"If you dare to co here to play tricks on , I will smash your fat body to pieces!"
The people watching the excitent exclaid, and the woman imdiately raised her hand to **** the rolling pin from the opponent's hand after a mont of surprise, quite a kind of montum:
"When the bad guys hit Yaya, Yaya has to fight back."
The stead stuffed bun shop owner didn't want her to fight back, so the rolling pin in his hand fell into the woman's hand in a daze.
The woman waved her rolling pin to greet the owner of the stead stuffed bun shop, and her crisp and soft voice resounded through the sky: "The bad guys don't give Yaya buns, and Yaya wants to beat the bad guys."
The owner of the stead stuffed bun shop felt that he couldn't hold back his face, his eyes turned hard, and he directly picked up a red-hot firewood and was about to throw it at the woman.
Shen Mingjiao frowned, Feng Lisheng picked up a small stone on the ground and threw it lightly, and then there was a howl like a pig being killed.
Shen Mingjiao stepped forward and said in a cold voice: "I saw it just now, this girl swept your yard all morning while panting, a majestic man has enough food and clothing to squeeze a ntally retarded person. You stead stuffed bun shop It's better to close the door as soon as possible, otherwise you might not know what is inside these buns?"
The owner of the stead stuffed bun shop gritted his teeth in pain, but knew that he couldn't afford to provoke the two people in front of him, so he just lowered his head and thought he was unlucky and planned to close the shop. The woman took a few steps forward to stop him:
"You haven't given Yaya buns yet, there are four in total."
The owner of the stead stuffed bun shop lost his temper at the sound, quickly opened the stear and filled seven or eight big at buns, and said stiffly: "Here, hurry up..."
eting Shen Mingjiao's cold gaze, he forcibly suppressed the word "scroll". The woman counted carefully twice, and then broke her fingers again. Then put the extra buns back next to the stear:
"I only want four, this is Yaya's wages."
The bun shop owner was stunned.
Seeing that the matter had been resolved, Shen Mingjiao planned to leave. The woman stopped in front of the two of them a few steps, and handed over two steaming at buns:
"Thank you for helping Yaya, my husband said that people should know how to be grateful, so I will give these two buns to you!"
Shen Mingjiao smiled and waved her hands: "No need, it's just a matter of little effort."
The woman blinked blankly, obviously not understanding what she said.
Shen Mingjiao looked at her like this, fearing that she would be deceived again, she slowed down and asked, "Miss, do you still rember where you live? There are many bad people outside, so you should go ho early!"
The woman took a big bite of the at bun and said vaguely, "I won't go back, I haven't found my husband yet."
Shen Mingjiao's heart moved, and she asked her again: "Where is the girl's house?"
"Xu Family Village."
Isn't it really what she guessed?
She tentatively asked: "Is your husband's na Xu Chunsheng?"
The woman suddenly raised her head and grabbed her arm in surprise: "You have seen my husband, where is he?"
It really is!
Because she spoke too hastily, she couldn't help coughing.
Shen Mingjiao patted the woman's thick back, since she happened to et her, she must take her back.
Shen Mingjiao half-coaxed and half-persuaded her to go to a restaurant together with the girl, and directly asked for a private room. As the food was brought to the table, the girl swallowed her saliva, forcibly turned her face away, and continued to eat the buns.
Shen Mingjiao looked inexplicably funny:
"Okay, we know each other at a corner, and I treat these dishes as my treats for you."
The woman's eyes lit up, and after struggling for a long ti, she finally put down her chopsticks:
"Although Yaya really wants to eat, but these dishes are so good, if Yaya eats it, what if I can't invite you to eat better in the future?"
Looking at her biting her chopsticks in all kinds of tangled appearances, obviously matched with a face and figure, such movents are unbearable to look at directly, but Shen Mingjiao inexplicably sees a bit of cuteness.
That's probably what people call... funny souls!
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