Chapter 112: Despicable
“How can you call that changing the subject? I’ve already answered it before, that is a helpless move…”
“Then you should have just delivered the dicine directly into my body, why did you have to feed it to ? So perverted.”
“Wouldn’t it be more perverted to deliver it directly into your body?” Jiang Huai tilted his head.
“But I didn’t have the strength to struggle at that ti, and you just chose to feed the dicine into , you have no respect for my beauty after I beco big Bai Li!”
“…Then just think I satisfied my perverted sense of achievent by watching you take the dicine.”
Jiang Huai launched his give-up-all-hope plan, since he and Bai Li have been shaless with each other more than once or twice.
The Bai Li in his arms suddenly stood up, and the next second she had him pinned down. Jiang Huai suddenly realized that he couldn’t outmatch Bai Li in strength. He tried to struggle several tis but was firmly restrained by Bai Li, unable to move his hands and feet. Bai Li looked around, and seeing no one on the cliff, her body twisted for a mont, transforming into the shape of big Bai Li.
Big Bai Li was much taller than little Bai Li, and the cheongsam she was wearing soon stretched to the point of nearly splitting, thankfully it was elastic enough. But after that, the hem of the cheongsam barely covered her bottom. Her hands pressed on Jiang Huai’s shoulders, and she sneered.
“It seems it’s ti for you to taste what it’s like to be fed dicine.”
“Calm down, hey!”
Bai Li reached out to pry his lips apart, but Jiang Huai stubbornly kept his mouth shut. Bai Li tried to pinch his face, but couldn’t pry his lips open. Then a slight grievance appeared in her eyes.
“No, you’re bullying , you owe .”
“It’s a misunderstanding! It was an ergency back then, I was forced.”
“I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care, you must taste what it’s like to be fed dicine now.”
“What do you want?”
“Open your mouth.”
“I won’t.”
At the mont Jiang Huai spoke, Bai Li leaned down and her lips pressed against his.
Jiang Huai’s heartbeat stopped for a mont.
Damn it!
After transforming into a dragon lady, Bai Li’s appearance was as pure as a goddess, and her deanor beca indescribably noble and elegant. But at this mont, she kissed him so unreasonably. Jiang Huai stuttered, unable to speak. Perhaps he should push her away, but looking into her eyes, he seed to lose his strength all at once.
Jiang Huai was forced to lie there, and heard her muffled voice.
“Now it’s your turn to feel what sister felt back then, no resisting, no struggling, let you also feel… still stubborn?”
Jiang Huai stuttered, unable to speak, trying to struggle but his shoulders were firmly held down by Bai Li.
Bai Li’s face showed a satisfied smile.
She sat up a bit, straddling Jiang Huai, but just looked down at the tightly bound robe, and in an instant, she changed back into little Bai Li’s appearance, then snorted.
“We’re even.”
“You’re not worried at all that I’ll get angry?”
“A man always has a high tolerance for beautiful won, from Ah Mumu.”
“You believe that nonsense?”
“A man appears very serious on the surface, but every day he fantasizes about being dominated by a beautiful mature woman, up and down, strong and forceful, from Ah Mumu.”
“That’s all nonsense!! I’m angry! I’m really angry!”
“Do you want to see my chest as an apology?”
“What?”
“Isn’t it common knowledge to show your chest when apologizing?”
“That’s really nonsense!”
“I know.”
Bai Li suddenly burst into cheerful laughter, “But the first two sentences aren’t, right?”
“They are too!!”
“But they’re from your own hand.”
Bai Li looked at him with a smile, and then reached out to gently pinch his face, “So have you thought about how to give up on your master Chu Xianning?”
“If I had thought of it, I wouldn’t be troubled.”
Jiang Huai sighed deeply, and after a few seconds, he suddenly realized, “Wait, you’re changing the subject! I’m really angry, hey!”
“Oh, so what if you’re angry? Are you going to spank ?”
“Would you let spank you?”
“Of course not, you can’t beat now, and you still want to spank ? What a joke.”
“…” Jiang Huai looked at her gloomily.
Finally, Bai Li got off him, and Jiang Huai struggled to sit up, looking at the girl beside him. They sat back at the edge of the cliff, Bai Li gently swinging her legs, thinking seriously.
“Is your master Chu Xianning really that beautiful?”
“I think it’s not about whether she’s beautiful or not, although she is indeed very beautiful. But the main thing is that I’ve been with her for more than a decade, and it seems like for all those years, I’ve had nothing but crooked thoughts about her, almost to the point of obsession.”
“Then you’ve been unfilial since you were young.”
“…I guess so.”
“Then you’re really a scumbag.”
Bai Li nodded thoughtfully, and Jiang Huai made a bitter face.
“So what should I do? How could there be anyone in this world who doesn’t like Chu Xianning? Any man would like Chu Xianning. n who don’t like Chu Xianning are usually dull, extrely insecure, and their IQ drops year by year, eventually becoming complete idiots. Not liking Chu Xianning will disrupt the body’s structure, leading to various incurable diseases. A man who doesn’t like Chu Xianning is basically saying that his intelligence, character, and appearance are all inferior, and he can only struggle to survive in the gutter for the rest of his life.”
“But I, who like Chu Xianning, have a clear vision, am extrely confident, and my IQ increases year by year, eventually becoming a real genius. Liking Chu Xianning will reshape my body’s structure, creating various dical miracles. Liking Chu Xianning ans that my intelligence, character, and appearance are all top-notch, and I’m sure to do anything upright in this life.”
Bai Li was already accustod to Jiang Huai’s shalessness, not just for a day or two.
She looked back at Jiang Huai playfully.
“What if she falls in love with another man, would you give up then?”
“Then I would probably want to duel with that man, either I die or he dies.” Jiang Huai Jr. started to go crazy.
“Eh, can’t you just wish them well?”
“Don’t say that! No, no, no! Chu Xianning can only be mine!”
“It seems your possessiveness is strong, but in the end, it’s your own problem. If you can’t stop liking Chu Xianning, then try making Chu Xianning stop liking you. Maybe then you’ll gradually give up and stop thinking about Chu Xianning.”
“But what if that makes the master sad?”
Bai Li slapped him on the head, “You’re being cheap!”
Jiang Huai silently bowed his head.
Alright, it seems he’s been acting like a pathetic dog for more than just a day or two.
Jiang Huai let out a long sigh, “Maybe you have a point.”
Bai Li tilted her head, “Do you really need to worry so much? I rember in your human society, there are plenty of guys with nurous wives and concubines. So n keep dozens of mistresses, so won have dozens of male consorts, and nobody gossips about it. Isn’t everything fine?”
“But Chu Xianning is at the eighth realm,” Jiang Huai’s eyes twitched slightly.
“I’m only at the first level of Qi Refining.”
“That’s true, you’re quite useless right now.”
“Thanks a lot,” Jiang Huai felt like crying.
“Then just work hard to improve your cultivation. Although it seems futile, based on what you said earlier, even if you beca a tenth realm Immortal, how could your master accept sharing you with other won? She’s been proud all her life.”
“Forget it, let’s not talk about this anymore. To escape from it all, can I bury my face in your chest?”
“Of course not.”
Bai Li crossed her arms over her chest, looking innocently at him.
“Only I can tease you, you can’t tease . If you tease , you’re a bastard.”
“So it’s not the sa when you tease ?”
“When I tease you, it’s a reward from a sister to her brother. If you tease , you’re a lecher, a lowlife!”
“…”
“But seeing you so sad, maybe I’ll let you bury your face just this once?”
Bai Li uncrossed her arms, straightened her waist, her bosom tightly wrapped in the black cheongsam fabric. Despite her slender fra, her curves were perfectly full without looking cumberso.
Jiang Huai hesitated for two seconds.
“No, I was just saying, it’s too sinful.”
The next second, Bai Li knocked on Jiang Huai’s head, making him dizzy, then pulled him by the shoulders, and his face was buried in the girl’s bosom. Bai Li glanced at him impatiently.
“You’re so timid, you’ll always be like this.”
“Brother, you sll so good.” (TLN: Not a mistake, he called her brother.)
“It’s the pill you made for from the Purple Moon Orchid you found in the secret realm last ti. After taking it, my body has this scent.”
“Hmm? It actually slls quite nice.” Jiang Huai sniffed closer, and Bai Li looked down at him.
“You look so indecent like this.”
“A bit,” Jiang Huai looked up at the sky, indeed feeling much better.
“Rember to repay the favor.” Bai Li patted Jiang Huai’s shoulder.
“Sister will wait for you to beco a ninth realm Immortal Venerable, then take to the Serpent Clan to beat up those elders.”
“Heh, ninth realm? When I beco a tenth realm Immortal Venerable, I’ll take you to fight the Dragon Emperor and kick the Dragon Prince, making them cry.”
“Alright, alright, first-level Qi Refining master, I believe you.”
Bai Li’s lips curved slightly, her eyes gazing towards the distant mountains, she whispered softly.
“I think it’s better not to overthink things. Overthinking only leads to worries. If you’re always focused on what the future might hold, you won’t enjoy the present.”
“That makes sense.”
Jiang Huai nodded lightly, looking at the girl beside him.
Her hair fluttered slightly in the wind, little Bai Li’s cheeks were cute.
He always pretended to be confused, but Bai Li really indulged him, playing along with his pretense.
Suddenly, Jiang Huai rembered the Japanese manga he used to read under the covers in his past life. When he saw the indecisive male protagonists unable to make up their minds about the girls, he would silently despise them. But now it seed he had the chance to make a choice, and he had beco the very character he despised the most.
Jiang Huai rembered the many stories he had read.
To be a genuine harem king, one must not be an indecisive protagonist.
One must learn to be despicable.
But if one must be despicable to their loved ones, how could that be called love? That’s just satisfying one’s own greed.
“If you’re still thinking about those things, why not lie down and get a good sleep?”
Bai Li stretched out her hand gently over her thigh.
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