Damn, just what kind of taste does Ah Chen have? The won he picked for An Zhe are top-notch! It’s either a Queen with thick arms and legs and big feet, a hunchbacked female knight, or a pockmarked face standing all wobbly. Just one look and Sun Nanjue almost threw up his dinner from last night!
He really admired Ah Chen, and was so moved. For the sake of An Zhe’s happiness, Ah Chen was anxious to the point of completely losing his basic sense of aesthetics...
"Ahem ahem!" Ou Linlin coughed a couple of tis, reminding the utterly terrified An Zhe, "Lawyer An, all ten of the beauties that President Sheng selected for you are here. Ladies, please introduce yourselves to Lawyer An."
"What? Isn’t that unnecessary!?" An Zhe’s hair stood on end, he was so shocked he almost had smoke coming out of his nose and mouth.
How could he have imagined that the people Ah Chen personally picked for him would all be such extraordinary types? How on earth could he choose...
And what caught him even more off guard were the self-introductions of these top-notch beauties...
Beauty A: "Hello Mr. An, let introduce myself first. I’m the universally adored Huahua. I’m twenty-eight years old and I love all kinds of delicious food. I’m like my hobbies; although I have a bit more at, it’s rich but not greasy, with a sweet and sour taste."
An Zhe: "..."
Beauty B: "Mr. An, my na is Lu Lu. Even though I’m only 1.5 ters tall and my voice is a bit coarse, judging by the line on your pamphlet ’as long as she’s female’, it seems Mr. An has a unique taste in won, doesn’t he? I’m curious if Mr. An would like my type? I’m really strong, you know!"
An Zhe: "..."
Beauty C: "An... hubby, did you know? Although my mouth is a bit big, I don’t overeat with it, and the fortune teller said that with my hippo-like upturned nose, it’s the best combination for bringing wealth and prosperity to my husband. Additionally, my mouth is not only large, but deep too. Do you like it, hubby?"
"Blarrghhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!" An Zhe finally couldn’t take it anymore, spat out three liters of blood, and collapsed unconscious on the spot!
Ye Shu only saw Ou Linlin looking mournful as she said, "Great Lawyer, may you have a safe journey. In heaven, may there be no traffic and no halls full of top-notch beauties..."
"What nonsense are you spouting!" Sun Nanjue grabbed An Zhe and hauled him onto the stage, pounding on An Zhe’s chest a few tis, and said to Ou Linlin, "Quick, tourniquet, hemostat, prepare one hundred milliliters of insulin, defibrillate for the first resuscitation, defibrillate for the second resuscitation. You darn fool Ou Linlin, you’re supposed to defibrillate on the chest, why are you doing it on his butt!? Start over!"
The scene imdiately fell into chaos as the storyline took several sharp turns!
What on earth is going on? Ye Shu pinched her own cheek hard, blinked rapidly, and panted heavily — it turned out it was just a hallucination!
She actually had a hallucination!? It’s imaginable how powerful the impact of these extraordinary won is. If it’s not stopped in ti, the hallucination could beco reality at any mont!
To preserve An Zhe’s life, Ye Shu made an excuse to step outside and dialed Sheng Shaochen’s number several tis.
After a few attempts, the Great Demon King finally answered...
"Hello? Honey, what are you doing? What grudge do you have against Lawyer An that you have to prank him so thoroughly?"
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