In the Divine Realm, the competition among gods was fierce. The stronger gods ate the weaker, and the weaker consud the new gods – a phenonon happening almost daily. Whenever a new god erged, so nearby lesser gods would invariably swarm upon them. New gods typically represented naivety and ignorance. Most were frail in strength; often they didn’t even know what to do before their Divine Status was seized.
With such anticipation, an influx of lesser gods descended upon this planet, ho to three hundred gods of Darkness.
Here in the Ninth Circle, those who could arrive first were naturally other minor gods dwelling within the sa Circle. The maiden of Darkness was initially overjoyed, as she needn’t scurry about; people were delivering Divine Status right to her doorstep – how could she not be delighted?
Thus, with hearts throbbing with excitent, these three hundred new gods welcod their first foe.
Under the watchful eyes of many, Divine Power descended from the heavens. A massive shadow, accompanied by divine might, weighed upon every Golem, and a group of peculiar creatures first appeared in the sky, beating on huge drums while rhythmically spinning in the air. Then, that shadow heavily dropped to the ground to the beat.
That was...
A pig?
The Golems shared puzzled glances.
Yes, it was a pig. It had pink, delicate skin, yet its size was imnsely large.
It didn’t even look like a wild boar, given its snout lacked any formidable tusks.
Was this a dostic pig?
The maiden of Darkness thought carefully about the creatures raised within the city of Darkness. Except for its enormous size, brimming with Divine Power, and its even smoother skin, the creature before her seed no different from a dostic pig.
"Humph humph, are you the new gods who have just erged, humph humph?" The gigantic dostic pig spoke.
"The dostic pig... it talks..." A Golem shrieked. Although it had achieved godhood, its mind was still stuck on the knowledge of the city of Darkness.
"Dostic pig!? Humph humph! You have quite the nerve, referring to a deity as a dostic pig, humph humph!" Though it sounded imposing, the continuous ’humph humph’ undercut its authority quite a bit.
"But you really aren’t a wild boar." Another Golem seriously pointed out.
"Call the Dostic Pig God! Humph humph!"
"Your na is Humph humph?" Another Golem asked.
"I am the Dostic Pig God! Humph humph!"
"Oh, so you are indeed called Humph humph."
"I’m not called Humph humph! Humph humph!"
"Then what is your na?"
"I am called Humph humph! The Dostic Pig God! Humph humph!" Evidently, the massive pink pig found it difficult to clarify its na because it habitually made ’humph humph’ sounds. Although the Golems understood, they found conversing with a dostic pig amusing and thus played along joyfully.
Realizing its authority was not being respected and was even in danger of being completely undermined, the gigantic Dostic Pig God eventually gave up on lecturing. Divine power around it started to fluctuate violently.
"Since your wisdom is insufficient to comprehend my authority, I can’t bla you for that. After all, not everyone is as fortunate and as powerful as I am. I shall grant you the grace to continue pondering within my stomach!"
With that, the colossal dostic pig opened its gigantic maw, from which Divine Power ford a frightfully powerful suction. Inside its mouth materialized a Divine Power grinder, capable of forcibly disintegrating any substance into energy, thus feeding the Dostic Pig God.
"No, we choose a different blessing." Unfazed by the powerful suction, the maiden of Darkness stood still. Although the surrounding area was battered by flying debris, and the ground below their feet began to crack and break away.
"What’s that?" The Dostic Pig God surprisingly asked earnestly.
"Roast pig!"
Three hundred Golems’ arms transford into Light Cannons, and then a barrage of lethal divine-powered shots struck the expansive mouth of the Dostic Pig God simultaneously.
"Ah! How could it be so strong!"
The Dostic Pig God let out a wail as it shrank significantly. The Golems’ attacks didn’t cease, and the Dostic Pig God continued to reduce in size. Once the pig had beco so small that the three hundred Light Cannons could no longer find places to aim, so of the Golems began turning their attacks towards the little creatures still fervently beating their drums in the sky, and hence the drums’ clamor disappeared.
Finally, after being hit by countless shots, the once gigantic Dostic Pig God was reduced to the size of a ball. The maiden of Darkness approached, positioning the barrel of her Light Cannon directly at its forehead.
"So it seems you’re a suckling pig. Long Yi always said suckling pigs taste the best," the maiden of Darkness declared, as light prepared to burst out of the Light Cannon.
"Wait a mont! Did you say Long Yi? Did you just ntion Long Yi?" The piglet shouted frantically, its ’humph humph’ now gone.
Boom!
The beam of light hit the ground beside the suckling pig, piercing a giant hole in the rock, and magma flowed along the edges.
"Suckling pig, you just ntioned that na. If you can’t give an explanation, then I won’t have roast suckling pig today. Instead, I’ll turn you to ashes," the maiden of Darkness said, as the Light Cannon she held in one hand transford, its barrel widening dramatically, engulfing the suckling pig entirely.
"Calm down! Just calm down! I have an explanation! Long Yi is my master!" the piglet bellowed.
"Show the contract!" The maiden of Darkness pressured further with her cannon.
"I don’t have a contract, but here, I have his na!" the piglet wiggled its ears.
Sure enough, there was a small brand on the inside of the piglet’s ear, bearing the na of Long Yi.
"Where do you co from, what exactly is going on here?" The maiden of Darkness did not lower the cannon, but her tone relaxed slightly.
"This is a miracle! Humph humph!" (To be continued. If you enjoy this work, please visit Qidian (qidian) to cast your recomndation votes and monthly tickets. Your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users, please visit m.qidian to read.)
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