Chapter 59: The Promotion of Anything really relies on Lying!
The female assistant did not know that Shi Xiaobai was waiting around the bend. She ran barefooted on the streets while carrying her heels. She ignored her image as a lady, and shouted the amusing salutation, “crab youth” without any thought, attracting stares from passers-by.
The female assistant was sowhat embarrassed but there was no ti for her to concern herself with hiding her sha. Xia Lin had retrenched nurous employees after he took on the job. She was just a statistic that didn’t matter, so whether she could make this crab youth a custor or not, determined if she would end up losing her job or not. Hence, she did not dare lax.
Praying that the youth had yet to go far, the female assistant finally reached the bend and nearly collided into soone. She managed to stop herself just in ti, and when she took a careful look, the person was using Crab Steps on the spot, so wasn’t he that crab youth?
“Foolish mortal, is crab youth the way you address This King?” Shi Xiaobai frowned slightly. He was not fond of this title, so even though he was using Crab Steps of the King, it did not an he could accept being called crab youth.
The female assistant was panting slightly, but when she heard him, she was stunned. After sizing Shi Xiaobai up, she realized that this young youth must be the type who loved to fantasize himself as so kind of Hero. Although addressing oneself as “This King” was rather uncommon, she still found it acceptable.
Thinking of how she called out “crab youth” in her hurry, she imdiately felt apologetic. She hurriedly took out a na card from her pocket and handed it over. She said in an apologetic manner, “Sorry, please forgive for being over anxious. I am the assistant to the general manager of the Battle Arena Corporation’s [Gaia] branch, Yang Weiwei.”
Shi Xiaobai naturally would not fuss over such a trivial thing. He scanned the na card after receiving it, and when he saw the words “Battle Arena”, he asked out of curiosity, “The Battle Arena Corporation’s [Gaia] branch refers to that ga arcade?
“Ga arcade?”
Yang Weiwei was slightly stunned before recovering from it. She hurriedly explained, “No, no, no, you must be mistakened. The battle arena is not a ga arcade, but a virtual competition battle arena cafe. Although the battle arena cafe also provides so small relaxing gas, it mainly promotes the most famous virtual competition, ‘Unrivaled Heroes’. The experience from the nearly realistic battles can help Heroes increase their combat abilities both practically and realistically. It is not just a simple amusent venue, but allows people to focus on virtual battles. It is a battle arena that allowed them to obtain true benefits from virtual sparring!”
Shi Xiaobai could not help but fall into deep thought upon hearing the long explanation.
To put it plainly, wasn’t it just a competitive ga? In essence, it was still a ga!
However, a ga with nearly realistic battles was indeed quite attractive!
Shi Xiaobai hurriedly shook his head. No, no. He could not fall for the charms of the ga arcade. If he were to turn lazy, then he would not be able to cultivate Crab Steps to the Dominating Refinent realm in seven days. When that happened, there would be a B-level punishnt…
Shi Xiaobai forcefully suppressed his itching desires and took a glance at Yang Weiwei. Realizing that she was a goon of the ga arcade, he imdiately turned alert and said, “Why did you stop This King?”
Yang Weiwei was stunned. Recalling that she would be fired unless she made this youth a custor of the battle arena cafe, she imdiately felt distressed. She really hated the feeling of being a pimp.
However, despite her grumblings, Yang Weiwei imdiately gave a sincere look and said, “Can I take a few minutes of your ti?”
Shi Xiaobai hesitated for a mont before he nodded. “Alright.”
“Actually, you can first take a rest.”
Yang Weiwei looked down and realized that Shi Xiaobai had been jumping on the spot from the very beginning. She felt that even if he was not tired performing crab steps, she was sick of watching him do it.
“Resting is the demon of laziness. There is no such thing as rest in This King’s world.” Shi Xiaobai shrugged his shoulders and as he wrapped his arms around his chest, he continued performing Crab Steps. It was difficult to tell if he was being cool or amusing.
As long as you are happy!
Yang Weiwei criticized in her heart, but as she broadened the sides of her lips and took a deep breath, she decided to cut to the chase. She said seriously, “The Battle Arena Corporation is a world-renowned company in virtual competitions. It provides the highest quality of service in the virtual competition industry. It has the most luxurious individual rooms, and the most perfect and comfortable imrsion facilities. The virtual reality imrsion achieves 99% realism, and we will provide custors a free exclusive World Divine Realm account.”
“In terms of service, we provide the most delicious food catering and the most professional guidance services. Videos of many classic Hero battles and the most authoritative lecture videos are provided for your perusal. There will also be combat arena online experts that will answer any custor inquiries.”
“Besides, the Battle Arena Corporation has recently launched its service with a 5% discount and a complintary 500 points will be given whenever you recharge your account by 1000 points. If you begin the application process as a battle arena cafe mber now, you can even have the chance of becoming [Gaia] branch’s representative and compete in the weekly Battle Arena Corporation’s ranking matches, allowing you to win great prizes!”
“What are you waiting for? Act now! Hurry up and join the battle arena cafe!”
Yang Weiwei spoke extrely quickly without missing a word. After she clearly enunciated and finished her promotional pitch—which she had read countless tis—the smile on her face was already extrely stiff. A sick helpless feeling suffused from her heart.
After Shi Xiaobai heard this, he was stunned speechless. After a mont, he suddenly turned around and used his Crab Steps to leave.
Yang Weiwei was stunned. She hurriedly tugged at Shi Xiaobai’s sleeves and noticed that Shi Xiaobai’s shoulders were trembling. His fists were already secretly clenched, as though he was enduring sothing.
What was he enduring? Did her promotional pitch sound too fake, making him angry?
“This ga arcade’s enchantnt sure is powerful. It takes care of your food and drink, and even gives you a private room, isn’t it…forcing This King to be lazy? No, there is no way This King can yield to it. This King is a man who will create a miracle!”
Shi Xiaobai’s heart writhed as he forcefully released himself from Yang Weiwei’s grasp. He began using Crab Steps to move forward, but due to the struggle in his heart, he did not move very fast, as though he was waiting for Yang Weiwei to chase after him.
“The battle arena cafe will provide eting places for custors. It facilitates [Gaia] rookies to engage in virtual combat with full mbers. Besides learning from each other to improve yourself, it is also an excellent platform for befriending people!”
Yang Weiwei caught up to him with a jog. If it was any ordinary pedestrian, she would have given up, but this youth’s decision determined if she would be fired or not, so she refused to give up so easily.
“From the looks of it, you must be a rookie from this [Gaia] batch. If you were to join the battle arena cafe, you will be able to et many rookies in the sa batch as you. You can interact with them and strengthen your friendships. At the sa ti, it will also position yourself in a better spot amongst the rookies. Virtual combat will provide you the most reliable numbers, so you must not miss it!”
Yang Weiwei jogged beside Shi Xiaobai with her feet bare. She said a bunch of well-aning words, but the result was Shi Xiaobai looking indifferent. Yang Weiwei felt like she was going crazy because this feeling was too uncomfortable!
“Join the battle arena cafe, you will have a chance to co into contact with a few well-known Heroes as well as rookies from other Divisions. You can be fully prepared to fight for the title of Rookie King, so please seriously consider it!”
Yang Weiwei ntioned every benefit her brain could think of, but realized that Shi Xiaobai remained unmoved, he was even speeding up. She felt a sense of defeat and from the looks of it, her powers of persuasion had failed.
“If one push isn’t enough, push him twice. If persuasion doesn’t work, try deceiving him!”
Yang Weiwei’s mind could not help but repeat Xia Lin’s words in her head.
If persuasion doesn’t work, then deceit…Deceit!
Yang Weiwei’s eyes suddenly lit up as a flash of brilliance ca to her. She shouted loudly, “If you join the battle arena cafe, you have a chance of getting to know Shi Xiaobai, and might even beco his friend.”
The mont she said those words, the youth in front of her had indeed co to a stop. He turned around and his face was filled with shock and incredulity.
Yang Weiwei chuckled in her heart. For all these tender young rookies, Shi Xiaobai’s na possessed great powers!
Since she needed to engage in deceit, she shall deceive him to the end!
With this thought in mind, Yang Weiwei walked over towards Shi Xiaobai and said with a beaming smile, “You should know a lot about Shi Xiaobai, right? This formidable genius with dual S Class talents along with the Perception of God is known by everyone in [Gaia]!”
“But there is a secret you might not know. Actually, Shi Xiaobai had beco a most loyal custor of our battle arena cafe. He would often co to our battle arena cafe and spar with other custors. As long as you join the battle arena cafe, you will eventually encounter Shi Xiaobai. If you are lucky, you might even beco his friend!”
“As long as you join the battle arena cafe, you will have the chance to beco the friend of this year’s Rookie King, a future S Class Hero, Shi Xiaobai. How can you miss such a good opportunity? Why wait? Act now! Quickly beco a mber of the battle arena cafe! You just need 998 to beco a mber. That’s right, you’ll beco a mber, all for 998! A huge value all for just 998!”
As Yang Weiwei saw how the youth in front of her was looking at her in a daze, she felt fireworks of joy exploding in her heart. The promotion of anything really relies on lying!
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