In the Great Hall, Cang Yue served tea to Yun Wuji and the Chu sisters, moving gracefully around the table. Afterward, she stood behind Yun Wuji, looking like a diligent maid.
Yun Wuji sipped his tea and looked at his three disciples, who were standing and waiting for him to speak. "Alright, we've skipped our weekly tests for two months. Today's subject is 'The Most Stylish Way to Turn Down a Challenge from a Genius of a Rival Sect.""
"???" It was the first ti Chu Yuechan had seen this, and she was very confused, question marks appeared above her head. She looked at her sister for clarification.
Chu Yueli resisted the urge to laugh and told her sister to wait and see.
Xia Qingyue clenched her fists. She had prepared for this day for two months, and the mont Yun Wuji announced the topic, she raised her hand imdiately.
Yun Wuji reclined comfortably in his seat and drank his tea. "Go ahead, Qingyue."
Xia Qingyue took a deep breath to calm herself, then proudly raised her head and said, "Daga kotowaru! (I refuse!)"
*I don't know if it ans 'But I refuse' or simply 'I refuse'. Correct if I am mistaken.*
"Nani?! (What?)" Yun Wuji, who had just drunk his tea, suddenly spit it out and looked at Xia Qingyue in disbelief!
Xia Qingyue thought that Yun Wuji was playing along with her, so felt confident and continued, she said with an arrogant look on her face, "One of my favorite things to do is to tell those who think they are hot shit, 'No!""
After losing last ti, she learned from Xiao Lingxi and spent most of her free ti researching in the library.
'It's too late; this world is already deeply contaminated...' Yun Wuji covered his face with his palm.
"Master, did I do well?" Xia Qingyue looked at Yun Wuji with an eager expression, as if saying, 'Praise !'
"Hmm, you did great this ti," Yun Wuji couldn't find it in himself to dampen her excitent and nodded with a forced smile.
"Master, it's my turn!" Xiao Lingxi raised her hand.
"Yeah, sure, go ahead, Lingxi," Yun Wuji waved his hand casually, still thinking about the impact of weeb culture contaminating this world. 'I hope there won't be any weirdos parading outside in the future.'
Imagining strange old n wearing magical girl clothes or old won wearing bikini armor walking proudly on the streets, he felt a chill run down his spine.
"NPC 1, you, a diocre person, actually dare to challenge , a genius who has never been seen before and will never be seen again? Where did you get the courage? How dare you be so ignorant?" Xiao Lingxi put her hands on her waist and said in a domineering tone, her face full of disdain and contempt.
"Cough! Cough! Cough!" Chu Yuechan, who was drinking tea, choked upon hearing this and looked at Lingxi in disbelief!
"Puchi! Hahaha!" Chu Yueli couldn't hold it anymore and laughed loudly. She tried her best to control her laughter, but after seeing her sister, she couldn't hold it any longer.
"Sorry, but this is too much! Hahaha! I can't! I can't! This is too much! Hahaha!" She held her stomach and rolled on the sofa, tears in her eyes.
"Master... is it bad?" Xiao Lingxi's face turned red as she lowered her head and asked in a quiet voice.
"No, no, your performance this ti was good as always. Yuechan was shocked because she was impressed, and Yueli was laughing at her," Yun Wuji quickly comforted her. He couldn't risk his disciples feeling embarrassed about the weekly tests; this was the only fun part of teaching them. If they beca embarrassed, it would spoil his fun in the future.
He made up his mind, that in the future, he would make sure there was no one else present during the weekly tests, only himself and his disciples.
"Little Che, your turn," Yun Wuji quickly called out to Xiao Che to divert their attention. Xiao Che hesitated for a mont before speaking, "My master is Yun Wuji."
He spent most of his ti trying to 'train' his fiancée, Situ Xuan and didn't have ti to prepare.
"Sigh, Xiao Che, you can't use the sa answer twice," Yun Wuji shook his head in disappointnt. "Besides, even if this were a real scenario, you can't say that to soone who is at the sa rank as you."
"Why?" Xiao Che beca depressed when he saw his master's disappointed look, but he still asked.
"No disciple of mine is allowed to lose against their peers. You have no right to lose to soone of the sa rank," Yun Wuji said in a serious tone. As soone who could crush opponents more than two great realms above him, it would be shaful if one of his disciples were to lose to soone of the sa cultivation realm.
"Yes! I will keep this in mind, master!" the three disciples responded loudly.
"Alright, Xia Qingyue and Xiao Lingxi, you both did a great job; you passed," Yun Wuji said to the two girls. He then looked at Xiao Che and added, "Little Che, you failed. As per the rules, you need to kill three beasts."
"Yes, master," Xiao Che said. He knew this would happen, so he didn't feel too much
dejection.
"Try to finish your task today. Tomorrow, I will take you all sowhere," Yun Wuji said, nodding his head.
"Where are we going?" Xia Qingyue asked.
"I will take you to Heavenly Sword Villa to see the tra... cough! I an, geniuses of this empire," Yun Wuji said. He wanted to say "trash," but stopped himself since both Chu sisters
were present.
There are disciples from the Frozen Cloud participating in the tournant, so calling the participants trash would be the sa as insulting them directly. Additionally, since the Chu sisters had also participated in the tournant as 'geniuses,' calling the participants trash would essentially be the sa as calling the Chu sisters trash as well.
'I guess no one can be perfect,' Chu Yuechan glanced at him before shaking her head helplessly. He was good at everything; the only downside was that he sotis switched to 'narcissist' mode.
"Can I go as well?" Cang Yue asked. Although she was Yun Wuji's maid in na, she was also part of the imperial family, and she wasn't sure if she was allowed to accompany them. "Of course you will, why are you asking such a silly question?" Yun Wuji replied, looking at her as if puzzled by the question. He shook his head and told her, "Go prepare yourself too." "Hmm!" Cang Yue resisted the urge to jump at him and shower him with kisses. Instead, she nodded happily and ran to her room.
"I'll take sister to look around the palace," Chu Yueli said and took her older sister with her to familiarise herself with the place.
"Do you want to go with you?" Yun Wuji offered.
"No, I alone am enough," Chu Yueli waved her hand without turning around, and the two left.
"Strange... she's probably scheming sothing," Yun Wuji shook his head as he looked at her
retreating back.
Xia Qingyue also left to inform her father that she would be away for a while.
"Little Che, I'm going to see Father. Do you want to co along?" Xiao Lingxi asked Xiao Che.
"...you go first. I still need to finish my task," Xiao Che hesitated at first, then shook his head. "Alright, I'll tell Father then, you can take your ti," Xiao Lingxi said, not insisting further,
and left as well.
Everyone had left, leaving only Yun Wuji and Xiao Che in the Great Hall. Xiao Che hesitated for a mont before speaking. "Master, I want to ask you sothing!"
"What is it?"
"Master, how can I beco popular with won like you?" Xiao Che asked Yun Wuji.
"I'm your master, Xiao Che, and you should be asking about cultivation, not relationships. Do
I look like a relationship coach to you?" Yun Wuji shook his head at his oldest disciple. "Never mind, I'll help you out this ti. Becoming popular with won is hard. You need to be humorous, but not overly so, as that can make you seem unreliable. Be masculine, but not excessively so, or you'll co off as old-fashioned macho. Be sensitive, but not too much, or you risk being seen as gay and ending up in the friend zone..."
"WTF?! That's too hard!" Xiao Che felt his head starting to hurt the more Yun Wuji talked. The road for him to beco smooth Che is still very long and daunting.
"Yep, it's like alchemy; you need to find the correct balance," Yun Wuji nodded.
"Is there another way?"
"Yeah, if you're handso, even if you're a serial killer, you'll still get plenty of love
confessions," Yun Wuji said.
"That's easy! Look, I'm not handso?" Xiao Che's mood lifted when he heard that.
"Although you're not as handso and charismatic as , you are indeed handso," Yun Wuji said, nodding. He didn't forget to praise himself.
"Yes, master is the prince charming of all won," Xiao Che added, seizing the opportunity
to flatter his master.
"You are good, flattery can take you everywhere," Yun Wuji chuckled and patted his disciple's head. "But rember, everything I said is based on strength. Even if you look as good as , without strength, you'll get no bitches. You've already experienced this."
"Understood, master!"
"Hmm, if you understand, then stop wasting your ti and focus more on your cultivation. Otherwise, Qingyue and Lingxi will soon leave you in the dust!"
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