"Damn, that shit is good!"
"Jasmine…" Alain sighed.
"Shorry," she apologized, taking another bite. "Wha-diz?"
"Fawn," Blueberry replied, gently turning a spit over the fire. A massive haunch was skewered on it, slowly roasting above the flas and wafting a delicious aroma that perated the entire camp.
"Am I eating Bambi?!" Rose exclaid, pushing her plate away in horror.
"Blueberry also prepared ratatouille," Louis offered, eyeing her plate. "I'm sure Ymir will be happy to share with you."
"With pleasure," the vegetarian rchant smiled. "It's simply delightful."
Rose hesitated for a mont before shaking her head. "I'll finish my plate," she said, cutting one of the caralized apples accompanying the at. "But it breaks my heart. Fawns are so cute..."
Myuri nodded, signaling her agreent.
"That one wasn't cute at all, it even tried to bite ."
Priam abruptly stopped eating. "Blueberry..."
"Hmm?"
"Please, don't tell I'm eating a corrupted carcass."
The bear shrugged. "Okay, I won’t tell you."
Priam widened his eyes before realizing the others didn’t care. Everyone was feasting, so even going back for seconds. "Am I the only one disgusted?! We're eating an undead here!"
"It's perfectly dead," Jasmine remarked, prodding the at with her knife. "That's how I like beasts. dium rare."
"The hordes from the Necromoon have killed most animals that aren't Tier 3s," Alain explained to his son. "Fish are spared for now, but we were all getting tired of trout."
"Why don't we buy at at the Auctions?"
"We're not all as rich as you," Louis teased.
"But—"
Blueberry cut him off. "No criticism until you participate in al preparation. If you want to eat sothing untouched by the Necromoon, I won't stop you from hunting a Tier 3 beast..."
Priam grimaced. A Tier 3 beast powerful enough to withstand Elysium and the Necromoon was too much for him. For now.
"But... Isn't that bad for our health?"
"There are pills that can repel the Necromoon's corruption," Blueberry said, showing one. "I dissolve them in water and soak the bodies for about a day. That's enough to dissipate the curse in the at. Then I use a second marinade made of Log-a-rhythm sap. It's full of vitality and gives the venison a normal appearance."
"And a great taste!" Rose exclaid, grabbing another piece. She had already mourned Bambi.
"If you don't want your share…" Jasmine offered, reaching out.
Priam blocked the attack and devoured his piece. He chewed twice before swallowing. "Let savor my Necro Bambi in peace!"
"It's full of toxins," pointed Louis.
"Even better."
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